Schlumberjargon

A collective term for technical (and often confusing) oilfield shop talk.

Oilfield Engineer A: "Hey, we need to do an RST and a PLT in this well. Somebody call Schlumberger."

Oilfield Engineer B: "Shouldn't we run an SCMT and a CHFR in addition to the RST?"

Oilfield Engineer A: "Nah, on second thought, we'll just P&A."

Normal Person: "Hey guys, shut up with all the Schlumberjargon and let's just do the job!"

by vaeren August 27, 2008

Schlub

Slow-witted, sluggish, to possess sloth-like characteristics.

He is such a schlub.

by Susan Teller-Gerdes February 10, 2007

schlub

Someone crude and/or stupid; a blockhead

That schlub wouldn't know Bach from baklava.

by yiddishkind April 16, 2003

Schlurp

The sound a girl makes when she performs fellatio with gratuitous amounts of saliva in her mouth.

I was enjoying the schlurp until she started drooling on my thigh.

by sports turtle November 24, 2010

schlub

1. A pejorative term referring to a person possessing qualities of laziness, a general bad temper, and/or a general lack of hygiene.
2. When used in reference to a very hygienic person, the term emphasizes their poor temperament and vanity going hand in hand.

If you're just in it for the money, you're no better than a schlub.

by aka_Pyro October 12, 2008

schlumbergeer

A person holding the job title of Field Engineer, who happens to be employed by the oilfield services company Schlumberger. Such a person will normally work offshore or on land, at times on a drilling rig.

Dave, my friend from Nigeria, is a Schlumbergeer.

by vaeren October 1, 2011

schlumbohm

an old-school muscle car that has been modified to run exclusively on alcohol, a hybrid

My buddy has a sweet 1970 Mercury Cougar schlumbohm. He fills it up every time he goes to the liquor store.

by shakey momo January 7, 2012