Schlump

Schlump (SH-lǔmp)
Past tense - Schlumped
Present tense - Schlumping

“To schlump.”

Sticking your male genitalia into either a fruit or vegetable. This action is usually done at the grocery store in conjunction with edging. Schlumping is commonly done at lunch time or whilst eating a healthy snack.

*Example 1*
Guy 1 - “Hey man can you help me out right now?”
Guy 2 - “nah I’m too busy Schlumping right now maybe later.”

*Example 2*
Guy 1 - “Hey man I thought you were at the party, where are you?”
Guy 2 - “I’m Schlumping my shit crazy style in the produce aisle!”

*Example 3*
Guy 1 - “Hey, have you seen our Halloween pumpkins?”
Guy 2 - “Aww sorry man, I’ve Schlumped em’ all”

by Mister_Craigy March 20, 2024

Schlump

When you and two other people get together and you tie the two other penises together in a knot.

Jackline schlumped Welter and Harbie.

by yourpep242 April 25, 2024

Schlump

ᓭᓵ⍑ꖎ⚍ᒲ!¡, also known as Schlump, is an alien vegtable that looks like a human hand.

a Schlump is an essential part of an alien christmas dinner.

by whales with bowler hats August 29, 2022

schlumping

Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.

Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".

Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.

by bob_johnson September 20, 2024

Schlump

When you fall asleep dropping a fat log

I fell asleep dropping a fat log on the toilet, I schlumped homie.

by CacamouthDoobie September 23, 2021

Schlumped

The action of being so bored that you have slumped over in a chair.

She gave me head last night that was so relaxing, that i schlumped.

by @slumpful May 7, 2017

schlumpe

When you take a straw and stick it in a gay guys ass and he farts and the dirty fuck on the other end of it sucks that schlumpe right in there.

Justin Young takes the rotten straw and takes in the sweet taste of Can mans schlumpe.
Dude you look like a fuckin schlumpe.

by Dirty donkey puncher July 25, 2008