Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.
Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".
Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".
Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.
by bob_johnson September 20, 2024
Get the schlumpingmug. by yourpep242 April 25, 2024
Get the Schlumpmug. Schlump (SH-lǔmp)
Past tense - Schlumped
Present tense - Schlumping
“To schlump.”
Sticking your male genitalia into either a fruit or vegetable. This action is usually done at the grocery store in conjunction with edging. Schlumping is commonly done at lunch time or whilst eating a healthy snack.
Past tense - Schlumped
Present tense - Schlumping
“To schlump.”
Sticking your male genitalia into either a fruit or vegetable. This action is usually done at the grocery store in conjunction with edging. Schlumping is commonly done at lunch time or whilst eating a healthy snack.
*Example 1*
Guy 1 - “Hey man can you help me out right now?”
Guy 2 - “nah I’m too busy Schlumping right now maybe later.”
*Example 2*
Guy 1 - “Hey man I thought you were at the party, where are you?”
Guy 2 - “I’m Schlumping my shit crazy style in the produce aisle!”
*Example 3*
Guy 1 - “Hey, have you seen our Halloween pumpkins?”
Guy 2 - “Aww sorry man, I’ve Schlumped em’ all”
Guy 1 - “Hey man can you help me out right now?”
Guy 2 - “nah I’m too busy Schlumping right now maybe later.”
*Example 2*
Guy 1 - “Hey man I thought you were at the party, where are you?”
Guy 2 - “I’m Schlumping my shit crazy style in the produce aisle!”
*Example 3*
Guy 1 - “Hey, have you seen our Halloween pumpkins?”
Guy 2 - “Aww sorry man, I’ve Schlumped em’ all”
by Mister_Craigy March 20, 2024
Get the Schlumpmug. When you like someone so much but they don't know it because they are already in a committed relationship.
by simpinsadgirl September 9, 2019
Get the Schlumpedmug. Papa Schlump is the best character from Smurfs. He is extremely handsome, and very wise. He is old, but he would be a good sugar dada. If I were you, I would have him as your favorite character.
by fifi wifi May 6, 2022
Get the Papa Schlumpmug. Schlump: The action of being heavily leaned over in a chair to the point where your head is almost the same level as your legs.
by LightningMqQueen April 15, 2020
Get the Schlumpmug. by @slumpful May 7, 2017
Get the Schlumpedmug.