schlimo

a person lacking intellectual and social skills that would otherwise count them as a functional, normal person

I wish Bob would just go away. Yeah, he is such a schlimo.

by Lion07 April 17, 2007

schlimey

- noun.
When you thought the nickname Slimey couldn't get old.

Sarah - "Hi Schlimey!"
Simon - "....hi Sarah >.>"

by i-was-moses January 13, 2009

Schlimmbesserung

Worse betterment usually referring to inventions that our society has no use for.

Schlimmbesserung is a weird word to use in a sentence.

by Snappy Zappy July 21, 2006

schlickers

if you are said to be schlickers you must be the SHIZ.

yeah i know a girl called francesca an she is schlickers

by schlickers queen August 30, 2009

Schlimpy

1. First name of the King of the magic pixies, who has killed many-a-shoe with his magic buttons. He gave the name 'Yeffince' to the famous explorer.
2. Noun which originates from a forced labour camp on the moon. Used commonly (cough, cough) to describe small people.

"I'm sorry, Schlimpy, but your pixie magic won't work on me."
"Schlimpy, you're very... small. VERY small. You're a teeny, tiny... thing."

by Yeffin, master of rice October 7, 2005

Schlim-schloms

That awkward inbetween stage of liking someone where it’s more than a crush, but you also don’t want to go as far as using the “L” word.

I had schlim-schloms for them, but they didn’t feel the same way.

by Caaaaaaaaaaaarrrlll August 1, 2018

schlinke

Definition of a complete alpha male with a small dick and huge heart. You will find them in a crowd just from their sheer power of will.

Bitch 1: I’m dating a Schlinke.

Bitch 2: Ohh the person with a big heart and small penis.

Bitch 1: Yeah it’s great.

by 69Daddy69_420 June 15, 2019