Schlaum

Schlaum~ To be in a constant state of relaxation after having experienced a sustained period of activity or stress. A verb originating from Ireland to describe a individual who is restless due to the after effects of alcohol and is now seeking peace by relaxing in bed or on a couch while occasionally making loud droning noises to accentuate their current fragile state of mind.

Wife: Why don't you clean out the car? Its a mess. You're lazy and I'm sick of it.
Husband: Please just leave me alone I'm dying of a hangover and I just want to schlaum.
Wife. I'm leaving you.

by Big John and the Buffs March 7, 2014

schlager

Umbrella term for shallow pop music genres in German speaking Europe and adjacent areas.
Derived from the English term "Hit" for popular song.
Ranging from pseudo Tex Mex through Eurovision/Las Vegas type music and beyond, Schlager is an umbrella term rather than a genre.

"Turn that Schlager station off now before I hurl stuff at the radio!"

by Bonteburg May 27, 2006

Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease

A disease that makes the palm of ones hand sweat profusely. The symptoms for this disease include the following, hot hands, sneezing more than five times in a row while sounding like a duck, and finally random anger fits. This disease was named after a fellow who discovered the disease. Though that was not his real name it sure was his nick name.

Little Jimmy gave Big Billy a high five. Little Jimmy realized his hands had sweat on them. Little Jimmy glanced at Big Billy's hands and noticed that he had Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease.

by Bob Trivioni September 23, 2008

schlagheck

A bomb ass art teacher who is a great guy to have a conversation with.
Drinks tons of water and is swimming in women.

Man that guy is such a Schlagheck

by WomanLover69 May 13, 2018

schlag on my knob

A shot consisting of 1 part Goldschlager and 1 part Knob Creek whiskey. Receiving a Schlag on my Knob from somebody is an indication of their desire for you to perform oral sex on them.

Bill was ordering a Schlag on my Knob for all the girls and pretty boys in the bar last night.

by bmb5220 January 7, 2017

Schlagercore

A subgenre of Electronicore music that combines elements of Schlager music with Metalcore. Its most popular examples are Hypa Hypa and Hurrikan by Electric Callboy.

"You know, I was just listening to Electric Callboy as a joke before, but Schlagercore is really growing on me."

by Dangerous Singularity January 17, 2023

Cooter Schlag

A mysterious fluid that looks disgusting, and smells like straight trash. Flowing out of a women's vagina.

Ed: How was Becky last night?
John: It was a mistake, she had cooter schlag.

Ed: That's disgusting.

by Dogisgead June 30, 2020