Shwanking

To shit and wank at the same time

i'm bored, i'm gunna go shwanking, wanna join?

by KiwiRider March 10, 2010

Schpunking

Jacking off and cumming all over the place just for the raw entertainment of pissing others off.

The punk was schpunking all over the bus seats just to see our expressions.

I schpunked on my ex's backpack.

by massive erection3 September 25, 2010

schacking off

To masturbate for the first time, but not knowing what to to

Damn it jimmy, if you can't figure it out, then don't try schacking off. Its dangerous if you don't know how to do it properly

by illogical philosticist November 29, 2014

Schlafling

Schlafling (verb) – Silently holding a reprehensible opinion, because you know that opinion makes you a garbage human and you don’t want anyone to know what a garbage human you are.

“I think my boss voted for Trump, but he won’t admit it. He’s schlafling.”

by NotReallyMaeWest December 1, 2016

Shlonking

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

by Scientia_Dei January 30, 2022

Farmyard Shanking

The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.

"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"

by APersuasiveTurnip September 1, 2016

Meat Shanking

A prison term for engaging in sodomy in a male prison.

The new inmate recieved a meat shanking from his cellmate.

by BeavisBungholio December 3, 2018