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schlumped

Yo Ima be extraa schlumped after doing this Precal Hw.
by K.iverson January 31, 2017
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schlammered

Combination: Shitfaced or hammered; easily used when intoxicated and slurred speach is already occuring.
"I'm fuckin' schlammered!"
by NadoBubble May 20, 2008
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Schlumped

when you’re so high you physically can’t move and you have manual breathing instead of automatic breathing. once you become schlumped you might fall asleep or stay awake to reach your fall so you can smoke more.
She is so schlumped she hasn’t moved i. 15 minutes.
by seductivecow July 5, 2018
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Schlarper

An incredibly undesirable female.
How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!
by Disco Stu December 30, 2003
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Schlapper

The word "Schlapper" derives from the latin word "Slapper" or "Slag", also known as;

"tarts"
"hoes"
"sluts"
"wife"

Can usually be found gathered in large groups in trendy English nightclubs waiting to be picked up and given a severe dogging by intoxicated males.

Slags.
"I shagged this Schlapper jus last night."
by Lucasofgy May 17, 2005
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Schlumped

The state of being so high and/or miserable you’re just mentally tired.
Damn bro I just got dumped and I’m hella schlumped.
by Asshole.1234 May 24, 2018
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schlomper

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.
2) noun - a stupid person or thing.
1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!
2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.
by S.A. Khan August 31, 2004
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