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Cooter Schlag

A mysterious fluid that looks disgusting, and smells like straight trash. Flowing out of a women's vagina.
Ed: How was Becky last night?
John: It was a mistake, she had cooter schlag.

Ed: That's disgusting.
by Dogisgead June 30, 2020
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Schlager Fuchs

pronunciation : "Shlogger Fux" derived from Gold Schlager and the German word fuchs meaning fox also just known as Schlagewr or just fox
(1) Anthropomorphic fox character by Matthew MacDougall
(2) red fox with blue hair tuft and tail tip, but still bearing otherwise traditional red fox markings
(3)usually accompanied by his mate StarKitty
(4) part of the small but proud group of heterosexual male furries
(5) music, gaming, movie and comic book geek
(6) most importantly a laid back, kind and easy to get along with guy
Furry #1 "Hey, who brought all the Mountain Dew for the meet?"

Furry #2 "Oh, Schlager Fuchs and StarKitty did."

Furry #1 "Awesome!"
by Schlager Fuchs November 28, 2007
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schlager queen

A gay man who is obsessed with schlager music, a type of music most often found in the Nordic countries, and more especially Sweden. Said music tends to include a key-change, with an elaborate stage routine, and be performed by a Nordic diva-goddess, such as Shirley Clamp, Sanna Nielsen or Nanne Grönvall, staples of the Swedish schlager music scene.

Upon hearing the key-change, groups of schlager queens, normally gathering for their annual 6-week schlager-powwow in February and March, will scream, cry, clap, jump up and down and generally get very excited.
My word! Did you see that schlager queen literally cry when it got to the key-change?
Yes, but it's understandable. Every schlager queen is moved by a key-change.
by Finda McV January 23, 2011
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Schlaughterkök

Male genitalia of fearsome and terrifying presence and power. Legendary conquering skill and force. Transverses realms natural and spiritual. To be feared and never left unguarded.
Specific origin unknown but believed to be unique to eastern Europe. ( See " Vnad the Impaler " )
"The entire Village of Virgins was wiped out in one night, the latest victims in the furious legacy of Schlaughterkök."
by cyclopath August 6, 2015
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schlaam

This defines Benin’s big fat warm juicy mashed potatoes.
Benin Schlammed lord gamer and give him schlaam afterwards.
by Schalmmef January 3, 2021
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schlaggot

Proud to be a schlaggot!
by The first schlaggot November 7, 2022
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Schlawg

Often more recently used as a synonym for “Dawg”, which is a slang for the word “bro”. Some similar words to Schlawg are Zawg, Dawg, Flawg, and Blawg.
“Schlawg really just took my sandwich.”

“Nah, Schlawg doesn’t pay his bills. That’s crazy

“I love when Schlawg said “It’s Schlawgging time!” And Schlawgged all over the place.”
by Mister_Craigy September 23, 2023
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