Schmaggler

A name to call someone when you have nothing else to call them. The definition varies depending on what the user intends for the meaning to be based on the context in which it is used.

"You're such a schmaggler."

by DeliciousBeefStew May 3, 2010

schlagered

a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels

i'm going out to get schlagered.

by ez September 24, 2004

Schlagnog

An alcoholic beverage created purely to be disgusting and to make one feel ill or even vomit.

Schlagnog is served in a shot glass and is prepared like so:

* Drop a dollop of mash into the shot glass
* Carefully pour vodka over until almost full
* Add small cubes of ham (or torn up strips if unavailable)
* A dash of chilli sauce for that extra kick

Usually prepared as a "dare;" if the person to first attempt drinking the Schlagnog spits it out or doesn't manage it in one go, a swift punch to the kidneys is administered, usually as they are still gagging.

Pagey: Here Ted, I've made you a Schlagnog
Ted: Fucking hell Pagey, what's this shit?
Pagey: It's a Schlagnog you nignog!
Ted: Fucking hell, that's rank! And why have you got your ballbag out?

by Handsome Crab August 10, 2010

Schagen

An awesome city in the Netherlands, it's small but it has EVERYTHING you need; stores, a library, a cinema, many sportsclubs.

1: Have you ever been to Schagen?
2: No, how is it there?
1: Schagen is fucking awesome!

by afrodite1234 October 30, 2011

shkag

a cigarette

Does anyone have a light for my shkag?

by shkag-n-c October 4, 2012

Schmagma

one of many types of dick cheese

Since he has not taken a shower his dick stinks from the schmagma build up

by Johner October 6, 2005

schmag

a cigarette.

Dude 1: "Damn! I only have one schmag left!"

Dude 2: "Better head to 7-11."

by stirling78 April 27, 2009