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Von Schitzenpants

The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.
If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.

I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!

I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.
by Divorce Court November 9, 2024
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Donald Von ShitzInPantz

Donald J Trump

The diaper wearing traitor and 45th president of these United States.
Q: which President was it who wears a diaper, falls asleep in court at his own criminal trial, wears a diaper, and shits his pants on the reg?

A: Why Donald Von ShitzInPantz of course
by Prof. Ass Master May 2, 2024
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