A fabricated type of pseudohistory that is typically created and shared with others in some kind of public forum—often seen as a form of shit posting somewhere on the internet. The creation of the pseudo history shitpost—or shistory—is typically intended for humor, internet trolling, misleading a group of people, or to shed light on a particular subject (or a combination of these intents).
Mark: "Hey Ashley! How great was that shistory lesson Ms. Howard gave us about the battalion in the Civil War that rode grizzly bears instead of horses?!?"
Ashley: "It was hilarious! I had no idea where she was going with it either, but boy did she fool us!"
Ashley: "It was hilarious! I had no idea where she was going with it either, but boy did she fool us!"
by YeezusLives August 31, 2016
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I was at the movie theater and fuck!—I got a terrible diarrhea attack!
I was at the movie theater and fuck!—I got a terrible diarrhea attack!
by cacadoie September 22, 2017
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Subito dopo quel gelato mi è venuto uno schittone esplosivo! È stato terribile!
Just after that ice cream I got a explosive bout of diarrhoea! It was terrible!
Just after that ice cream I got a explosive bout of diarrhoea! It was terrible!
by cacadoie February 18, 2021
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The art of gaslighting your friends into believing that your misspelling isn’t a mistake—it’s a lifestyle choice.
The art of gaslighting your friends into believing that your misspelling isn’t a mistake—it’s a lifestyle choice.
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2. In fact, the bull schist in NY is stacked so high, it could end our dependence on fossil fuels.
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