Government Schizophrenia

Government Schizophrenia is caused when a government enforces and supports two completely different policies that are blatantly contradictory.

The United States has "Government Schizophrenia" when it comes to it's policies regarding cannabis prohibition. According to the government's Controlled Substances Act, cannabis has no medicinal value, and is deemed a schedule 1 narcotic. While on the other hand the government patents it's cannabinoids from cannabis, claiming they have medicinal value.

by Killer Bud August 14, 2012

grant schilling

A 14 year old boy from southern Illinois, famous for his livestreams. He also has a vine and a YouTube channel. His celebrity crush is Andrea russett and he also goes by the name Pablo Obama. Given to him from one of his prank calls on younow. He has green eyes and is extremely hot!

Person 1: OMG Who is Pablo Obama? I've seen that A lot

Person 2: oh that is actually Grant Schilling. It is an inside joke from a prank call from one of his livestreams.

by Pablo Obama June 27, 2014

brown-nose schizo

One who bad mouths the boss behind his/her back, and then sucks up to the boss in his/her presence.

Joe is always first to compliment his boss, even though his coworkers know that Joe's a brown-nose schizo who always trashes management at the water cooler.

by Rodney81 September 5, 2009

schizo

An abbreviation of either schizoid, schizotypal or schizophrenic. Or more likely, a general insult used to imply someone is 'crazy'.

There's a set of diagnostic criteria for these disorders (readily available on Wikipedia). Schizophrenia is the most severe (actually a psychosis) and can be either 'positive'(characterised by mainly auditory hallucinations) or 'negative' (social withdrawal etc..). Schizoid personalities do not experience psychotic periods and are just people that are happy to live in their own world and for the most part, shun social contact. Schizotypals fall somewhere in between: they are withdrawn and don't have the hallucinations of the schizophrenics but they can be prone to odd paranoias and beliefs (for example, the belief that people can read minds).

Schizophrenic: "That guy over there hears aliens talking to him- total schizo!"

Schizotypal: "That guy over there thinks that people can read minds- total schizo!"

Schizoid: "That guy over there never says a word- total schizo!"

by Arama March 17, 2008

Schill

A plant or stooge put in place to boost the credibility of some other person/organization without disclosing that they are from or have a close relationship with that person/organization.

"Just because I like what he's done for the city doesn't mean I'm a schill for the mayor's office."

by ButtWeasel68 June 21, 2019

schizophotography

A portmanteau of schizophrenia and photography, schizophotography is deliberate disassociation with reality through photographic expression. Redefining "point and shoot", "snapshot". If the aim of photography is to remember then the aim of schizophotography is to remember what no one remembers. Mindless self-indulged photos. Beyond candid. Never posed, never using a tripod or straight angle. Forget focus, apertures, rule of thirds.

Kane came back from vacation, his photos blurry and pointless schizophotography.

by Mene Tekel March 22, 2008

twitter schizophrenia

A new as yet undiagnosed mental health condition in which people look at their twitter trends and automatically assume that everything they see is the absolute g-d given truth

How to deal with your Twitter schizophrenia? Step 1) understand and learn the definition of infodemic. Step 2) understand that you may have a genetic predisposition to being negatively influenced by mass media step 3) do not ever call the shrink step 4 get off twitter, possibly for good.

by Sexydimma June 9, 2021