Sharples

Boogers that cut the inside of the nose causing it to bleed.

My sharples were so bad I had to see a doctor.

by Lenny Backstrom June 17, 2018

Fantasy Schedules

The most pointless things ever created.

Everytime I see a fantasy schedule I die a little on the inside.

by Your mom January 14, 2004

Schwerpes

A horrible medical condition that arose in mid 2009.
This condition exists when a paitient has both of the following;
Swine Flu
Herpes

Results in coughing, sneezing, itching, rash, and others.

Dude, I just got schwerpes.
Sweet you brought us slurpies?
Nah bro,the schwerpes.... It's itching so bad.
Dude that sucks.

by Px3 December 30, 2009

Scerpes

A disgusting combination of scabies and herpes

The hooker down the street gave me scerpes

by Charles H. Noonan May 26, 2017

Schneiplestein

Honestly, the most adorable cat you'll ever meet. Unless you step on his tail...

"Aw who's a good boy?"
"It is I, Schneiplestein, that is indeed, the best boy, mother."

by Karnyvore November 2, 2019

Sherpies

A type of STD similar to herpies that feels cold to the touch.

Sherpies originated from the Himalayas.

Fucking mountain climbers became more dangerous after a recent outbreak of sherpies.

by N3poleon March 29, 2020

schermes

male pubes

the male body is covered in schermes

by sexhaverminors March 17, 2021