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Schiester

An alternative for "shit" in expletives.

Extremely effective in a Dublin accent - "shoyster!"
"Ah schiester! The fuckin' wheel came off!"
by Sean Tracey May 1, 2005
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schemes

someone who negatively plans against a plan but goes along with it as if they are onboard.

Someone who has no game when being hollered at from the opposite sex so as it becomes stressful and affects his or her personal and intellectual being.
It was clear she was schemes when, despite repeated attempts at tools making unwanted advances, she was still stressed at the mere thought of the situation even though she has made the pursuant clear of the nonexistant progression of the relationship.
by F. Abignale May 31, 2010
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Jon Schemes

A Jon scheme is a scheme that is devised using little to no foresight. Generally these schemes are subversive and require much effort for minimal gain. The gain from these endeavors is generally of monetary value.
"Hey George, lets go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of potatoes then return them to the other grocery store where they are marked at a higher value." "oh you and your Jon schemes"
by Frank Dignard March 9, 2008
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Schemist/Krystal

Why are you reading this, thats kinda odd. what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net and they want it back but you already shit it out so they drag you to the bathroom and flush you down the toilet while you sleep cause they think your awake and want you to find it?
FLASHBACK But what if a mad Kirby breaks into your house because you exposed there vore kink and want you too write stories like this involving Kirby and about how they dont have a vore kink and then you expose it like i'm doing right now then they shove you in the backroom in some old family diner with a rotting yellow bunny suit then the suit comes to life and starts chasing you then it grabs you and you try to run away but it breaks your spinal cord but your still alive because earlier that day kirby fed you an immortality tennis net which later on would have consequences and you feel the pain but still crawl your way out only to see your arch enemy the snail outside so you and the snail have a wiggle race to see who wins and you lose so you start burning in hell while Bumblebees Are Out by Jack Stauber plays until Kirby comes back and takes you back to your house then you go to sleep but then you realise that thats bad cause what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net.
Ok now that the person who this was made for can read this, why did you read this?
Schemist/Krystal spent time reading this
by totallynotcody23223231334 January 26, 2022
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scheisstabben

When you accidentally close your web browser and have to reopen all of your tabs.
Scheisstabben!!!!!
by b00ger August 17, 2017
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schmistern

to throw someone on the bad while whispering often with the intend to sexually arouse the other person.

Also used to discribe a burn or a good insult
Du hast sie auf das Bett geschmistert./ Du hättest mich nicht mehr schmistern können./ Ich habe mich von dir geschmistert gefühlt.
by Galindanna March 6, 2019
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schmexiestness

A term used to describe Rebekah
Person 1: Wow did you see Rebekah?
Person 2: Yeah, she the Schmexiestness girl to ever live!!
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