Scheme

As used by Neil.See Neil.

It's a scheme we do. Yes and if you could just sort out the colour scheme.

by Random Dude January 14, 2005

scheme

Trying to plan something. Searching for something. Blagging to get something/ somewhere your not supposed to have/ get

I schemed the seccies to let us in

I'm going to go scheme buds

I'm scheming for pills!

by Fuzzavelli September 15, 2006

scheme

another word for chav or ned. Mainly a scottish term these creatures also believe, as with the above, that it is acceptable to knife, steal and wear pure white caps that seem to defy gravity!

oh, look yonder dear there be a scheme. Why what fabulous whites he is clothed in.

by bob the wonder jobby July 19, 2003

Scheme

The cum on, to ejaculate on to

Guy 1: Dude how was last night

Guy 2: Let's just say I schemed on her

by Idkman2030 December 14, 2016

scheme

a totally fucked up derivative of LISP. A screwy shitty programming language that no self respecting Computer Scientist should ever be forced to work with or look at.

(+(*(/(-(3 4)5)6)7)8) <-- see its shit

by skeem July 29, 2003

scheming

Dubbing like schmie. For all to see and everyone to respect

The jetta it looks like you're scheming.

by Schmie July 18, 2005

scheme

its another word for no or,never

1: you like tommy!?!
2:scheme u do!!

by divis chick0989 August 25, 2007