SCHESSER

(Latin)Noun. He who shesses. May drive a dually truck when appropriate to provide schessing to his co-workers. Arrives early to work.

BILLY IS A MASTER SCHESSER. ONE WHO SCHESSES DAY IN AND DAY OUT.

by Biscuits 52 October 3, 2021

sheisse

1) Noun. Americanized version of the German word Scheiße (also: Scheisse) meaning shit (respectively shite/shyte in the UK and Ireland). Slightly less offensive in German than "shit" in American English, though definitely not ok for children or polite conversation.
Used as a plain noun or exclamation.

2) Compound form: sheiss ___ (originally Scheiß-/Scheiss-)
Used as part of an offense/pejorative term or just as an emphasis like "fucking ___". Works with nouns and adjectives.

3) Agent: sheisser (Scheißer/Scheisser)
Used as a pejorative term for a person, comparable to "fuckhead" or "damn jerk".

4) Adjective: sheisse (scheiße/scheisse; also: beschissen)
Used to describe stuff that's broken or just crap. Much handier in English than in German where you have to decline basically everything.

5) Verb: sheissen (scheißen/scheissen)
Never used unless you are really desperate to appear cool.

1) This software is complete sheisse!

Sheisse! I forgot my keys at home.

2) I'm already late and my sheiss car won't work!

Man, it's so sheiss cold today!

3) I asked my best friend to look after my girlfriend while I'm abroad and this sheisser fucked her almost the moment i was gone!

4) This TV-show is so sheisse I can't take it anymore!

5) N/A

by h_k_ May 12, 2009

schissen

Borrowed from German, meaning shitty. Used by people in Northamptonshire. Very local. (pronunciation is shee:sn)

The shift was schissen today.

by dplachy May 7, 2008

schissenhousen

More of Mr Rex Hunt's best work.

"As cunning as a schissenhousen rat up a drainpipe"

by Bobo Vieri May 15, 2004

Scheiskopf

Pseudo german. A compound of "Scheisse"(=shit) and "Kopf"(=head) that forms the literal translation of the popular english insult "shithead". Doesn't really work in german, because "Scheiss-" is an equivalent of "fucking ...", so "Scheisskopf" would mean something like "fucking head".
"Scheissekopf" isn't an alternative, it doesn't work at all.

The boys looked up some words in the dictionary and came up with "scheissekopf".

by Krazy Kraut January 18, 2004

scheisse

The german word for shit or crap! In germany as often used as fuck in the US.

Scheisse! Jetzt wollt ich die Bombe defusen und anstatt zu defusen werf ich meine Waffe weg wegen der scheiss neuen Config!

by VoXdie May 1, 2006

scheisse

Scheisse is the german word for shit. Often used, when the current situation don't suit the German.

SCHEISSE! Die kommen nicht raus, die Huren!

by Angrypopei January 1, 2005