sheef

Noun: Furry slang for a sheath, the tube of skin around a male's penis in many animals. Typically used in homoerotic furry roleplay or stories.

"Yum, look at that thing poking out of his sheef!"

by StickMutilator September 19, 2006

Schweffing

The male or female form of interaction, with the opposite sex, including flirting or attempting to pull.

Or more loosely defined as any interaction/banter/chilling/pulling between any guy or girl.

Jem: Mate are you schweffing tonight?
Harry: Yeah thinking of schweffing the floor 8 girls actually, fancy schweffing along?
Jem: Yeah I was gonna see if Steve was up for a schweff, but apparently he's schweffing Ellie!
Harry: OK.. Schweff ya later!

by schweffatron3000 March 10, 2011

schmeef

an arrogant guy aka a douche

that guy over there is a total schmeef

by tracispaci January 26, 2006

The Dirty Schaefer

The act of shaving your pubes into a girls mouth as you cum, leaving a delicous and hard to get rid of treat in your partners mouth.

Dentist- "You seem to have some pubic hairs stuck in your teeth"
Sara-"Sorry, my boyfriend gave me The Dirty Schaefer last night"

by The Scheafsta January 20, 2011

schweff

A Muff Diver.
ie, someone who spends 80% of his life trying to get action, even off minging fat girls, whilst completely neglecting his friends.

Teacher: "Where's paddy?"
Boy: "He's over at margarets"
Teacher. "f*cking SCHWEFF!"

by Fr Gabby November 19, 2006

Screefmaster

An individual really good at treeplanting. A person that consistently plants a high number of quality planted trees with proper plug or root placement, 1" of exposed mineral soil with the correct 9'x9' spacing. Predominantly used in Western Canada in the treeplanting world. Typically there can only be one ScreefMaster in a camp.

Holy Cow! I heard that Archer had 1,800 trees planted today by the end of his run. He really is a Screefmaster. If he keeps hiballing like that there won't be anymore trees left.

by dv8tech June 9, 2013

Sheefcake

A female version of a beefcake or a burly chick sometimes mistaken as a guy.

Dude, I thought I saw my buddy at Chipotle but it turned out to be a sheefcake!

by UniKid September 20, 2013