Scattoo

Alternative body art. Creating art on the body as someone, often your partner, scats on you.

Billy: Hey Doug, check out my Mickey Mouse Scattoo that Linda gave me last night, it's awesome.

by Jimbo J December 7, 2007

scatological liar

A person that lies about all kinds of shit.

You can't believe anything that guy says. He's a scatological liar.

by Uncle Percy December 20, 2013

scatophage

one who consumes excrement

The xenomorph is a scatophage.

by David Knapp January 16, 2003

scats

pants

"wearin' my scats."

"what scats u got on bud?"

by scatman jonass March 10, 2014

scatology

Branch of research dedicated to excrement, and it's effects on the world.

NOT A SLANG WORD!

I think thedvs01 has been engaging in to much scatology it is really going to his head!

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

bovine scatologist

It is one who enjoys playing with cow shit/

My friend friend majored in Computer Science and became a bovine scatologist.

by Bo Welch January 25, 2005

scatnodjob

n. a nodjob q.v. wherein the fellatrix or, more likely, fellator has been helpfully supplied beforehand with a mouthful of shit

"My favourite form of scatology is a scatnodjob," said the vicar on regaining consciousness.

by Rickie187 December 12, 2006