scampi minge

Scampi Minge is an extremely pungent smelling gash, axe wound, minge, foo foo, vajayjay, snatch etc...

Apologies there's no way I can go down on you tonight you have a serious case of scampi minge

by Ginger creepy Tash July 25, 2023

Shrimp Scampi

A delicious food item that is tastey

I love me a good shrimp scampi

by Yolanda Yolanda Yolanadaana December 5, 2019

turd scampi

Shrimp scampi that is made with turds instead of shrimp, usually hardened and old, so it doesn't fall apart.

Comes with your choice of seasonings and served with a side of scoof.

If you wanna join our club, you have to eat the turd scampi.

by Jimbo Baggins July 16, 2008

Devonshire scampi face

Full bodied gurning whilst eating, due to a horribly swollen and painful tongue. Often the result of a heavy weekend of drinking and/or recreational drug use.

You could tell by his Devonshire scampi face that five pills over the weekend was probably too many.

by wraftonstagboys June 23, 2011

scampi nipples

Nipples with herpes all around them

Ewww did you see that girls nipples they was scabby as fuck she's got right scampi nipples

by steventomassi March 9, 2017

shrimp scampi

to have foreplay or intercourse.

“Anne and Henry made shrimp scampi before marriage!”

“yo you and your girl made shrimp scampi yet?”

“nah she’s celibate, so no shrimp scampi for me”

by m&ewashere June 3, 2025

Scampis

A non-existent word, as the plural is scampi.

I ate scampi, I did not eat scampis any more than I ate sheeps.

by Cantab99 October 2, 2020