scampi pants

Underwear that has been worn close to unwashed female genitalia for a prolonged period of time, so that both the pants and lady garden smell of a large fish market or fleet of trawlers.
She was a right old scampi pants, I could smell her as soon as she walked in so I legged it out the back before she saw me.
by MickeysMonkeySpunkMoped September 17, 2015
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turd scampi

Shrimp scampi that is made with turds instead of shrimp, usually hardened and old, so it doesn't fall apart.

Comes with your choice of seasonings and served with a side of scoof.
If you wanna join our club, you have to eat the turd scampi.
by Jimbo Baggins January 25, 2006
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Devonshire scampi face

Full bodied gurning whilst eating, due to a horribly swollen and painful tongue. Often the result of a heavy weekend of drinking and/or recreational drug use.
You could tell by his Devonshire scampi face that five pills over the weekend was probably too many.
by wraftonstagboys June 19, 2011
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scampi nipples

Nipples with herpes all around them
Ewww did you see that girls nipples they was scabby as fuck she's got right scampi nipples
by steventomassi March 09, 2017
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Scampis

A non-existent word, as the plural is scampi.
I ate scampi, I did not eat scampis any more than I ate sheeps.
by Cantab99 October 02, 2020
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Scampi

ZapR's Mother.
I put scampi in a taco, but it's ZapR's mother.
by sneakyman April 11, 2023
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