scampi pants

Underwear that has been worn close to unwashed female genitalia for a prolonged period of time, so that both the pants and lady garden smell of a large fish market or fleet of trawlers.

She was a right old scampi pants, I could smell her as soon as she walked in so I legged it out the back before she saw me.

by MickeysMonkeySpunkMoped October 31, 2015

Shrimp Scampi

A delicious food item that is tastey

I love me a good shrimp scampi

by Yolanda Yolanda Yolanadaana December 5, 2019

turd scampi

Shrimp scampi that is made with turds instead of shrimp, usually hardened and old, so it doesn't fall apart.

Comes with your choice of seasonings and served with a side of scoof.

If you wanna join our club, you have to eat the turd scampi.

by Jimbo Baggins July 16, 2008

Devonshire scampi face

Full bodied gurning whilst eating, due to a horribly swollen and painful tongue. Often the result of a heavy weekend of drinking and/or recreational drug use.

You could tell by his Devonshire scampi face that five pills over the weekend was probably too many.

by wraftonstagboys June 23, 2011

scampi nipples

Nipples with herpes all around them

Ewww did you see that girls nipples they was scabby as fuck she's got right scampi nipples

by steventomassi March 9, 2017

Scampis

A non-existent word, as the plural is scampi.

I ate scampi, I did not eat scampis any more than I ate sheeps.

by Cantab99 October 2, 2020

Scampi

An insult that has the same meaning as “idiot” or “stupid”. Scampi-face is also commonly used, meaning the same thing.

Damien is such a scampi!

by P3rkzXD October 31, 2025