Staged and Bi-curious

Something almost fake and gay

I wouldn't go so far as to call it fake and gay, but staged and bi-curious

by Sarv May 6, 2011

staged décollété

This is the deliberate display of significant cleavage; whether through the choise of a daring low-cut dress or blouse, or positioning in order to emphasize the breasts.

Judy provided some staged décollété, much to the pleasure of Mike, Bob, and Joshua.

by Big Sky Heidi January 30, 2010

scaredy-stalker

A person (man or woman) who de-friends you on Facebook and then asks his/her friends to tell him/her what you are writing on your Facebook status so he/she can interpret it to be about them and then post about you on his/her status update that you can't see but your mutual friends all tell you about.

"He/She's such a pathetic scaredy-stalker."
"I wish that fool would stop scaredy-stalking me and get over it already."

by ur2funny May 17, 2011

scaredy-cat

1)Someone frightened by almost everything 2)Someone who shys away from facing their fears

'I happen to be a scaredy-cat'

by Scaredy-Cat March 16, 2004

i'm scared of you

Exclamation meaning someone's response was so good or correct that you would not challenge it. Similar to 'You go, boy!' or You go, girl!'

Mother, while putting away laundry, says to her teen-aged son, 'Do you know where the dust cloths go?" The son replies, "In the laundry room closet, on the shelf next to the furniture polish." The mother replies, "ooo I'm scared of you!" in a surprised voice.

by Hor-Aha March 3, 2017

beyond scared straight

A reality show where defiant teens are forced to spend a day (and sometimes a night) in jail, interacting with convicted felons who give them first-hand experience of life behind bars with the hope that they see where the path of destruction they are headed down could lead them.

It fun to watch Beyond Scared Straight and see troublesome and stupid brats get a much-needed attitude adjustment by visiting prison and getting verbally abused by inmates and prison staff.

by JamSlams March 16, 2017

Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared

To those who want to know what Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is about, allow me to explain. It is a webisode series by This Is It, a British group who create unique films like Bad Things That Could Happen. It centers on three puppets, a red hairy creature, a green duck, and a yellow puppet who always get these random teachers who teach, actually sing, a lesson.

The first time you see this, you'd think that this is a kid's show, but it is far from it. It is either 1:a parody about teachers who can't teach, 2: a show so horrific, it makes citizens of Wonderland as though they are sane people who are complete saints, or 3: a show that could, and this is my theory, very well be an allegory of how life was like in Germany during Cold War, and let me tell you, it was anything but good.

To survive this colorful world of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, you must follow these rules....

1: Do not show anyone who is under the age of 16-18 this heinous realm.

2: If you watch any episode that contains food, do not eat close to or right after watching the episode. It is nauseating.

3: If you are still in High school/College, and have a teacher with a similar profession as one character, you must not watch the episode before class because then it will be very awkward.

4: Lastly but not least, don't kill yourself...or better yet, if you are tempted to go insane, go to a therapist.

And remember kids, to stay in school!...OR NOT...

Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is not something to take lightly, that it should not be shown to little kids.

Student #1: God, I am in trouble! I just watched the second episode of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, and I have a History class to go to.
Student #2: That wasn't the episode with the creepy yelling clock, was it?
Student #1: Yes.

Student #2: Oh man...

by Mariposa24 March 11, 2016