Shattitude

An emotion one feels when they have to have a severe bowel movement (take a shit/shat) but they can't for some reason or another.

I had to suddenly take a shit while I was driving, I ran into use the bathroom at a gas station and the bathroom was out of order. I had a shattitude like no other!

by ALL BIZ September 24, 2018

Smatting

When two boys who are under the influence of drugs/alcohol (preferably shandy and weed) decide they are horny and wish to give each other a happy ending! They then proceed to admit doing so "but they aren't gay"

Sam: "me and Matt gave each other hand jobs last night, it was bants"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"

by Smatting April 26, 2015

Shattitude

The grunts and/or other assorted sounds expelled from one shitting.

"*Uhhhhhh!!!*"

"You betta fix that shattitude, boy! Don't make me take my belt off!"

by whowhatwhenwherewhyhow December 15, 2008

shit shatting

Engaging in conversation with a person/persons not particularly cared about or liked.

Ugh! I got forced to work with this guy I don't like being around. Now that I am, I have to put up with shit shatting daily with him.

by jumpinjaxx March 19, 2014

Mangia E Statti Zitto

Italian dialect for "Shut up and eat!"

Mangia E Statti Zitto!

by Teratogen September 10, 2010

Twat Swatting

When a female trys to intervien with another female who is trying to hook up with some bro. a.k.a. Girl version of cock blocking.

guy 1: " yo this girl is all on my D"

guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"

guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "

guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!

by Shaunbee/ B.D. / Dane Cook February 4, 2009

swattin the fuzzy

Literally means to play tennis but is often misinterpreted as jacking off. Phrase commonly used by Tall Asian Kids that play alot of tennis.

"Hey dude you wanna chill tomorrow/"
"No, I'm gonna be at JRC swattin the fuzzy."

by poparopakowski January 22, 2009