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problem saturation

A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom. Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you to believe. Finally, MSM abandons coverage of the problem completely, moving on to another problem.
"Honey, why don't we hear any news about the drug cartels anymore?"

"That was last month's problem saturation, dear."
by Tuftskins April 30, 2009
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salutations

Salutations are fancy greetings very rarely used in today's world. Most people who say "salutations" are laughed at or made fun of, but it is still a really cool way to say hello.
Charlotte: Salutations.
Wilbur: Salu-what?
by Lord Razzola September 6, 2006
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pain of salvation

A Prog-esque band which i highly recommend you check out.
Pain of Salvation's song 'Ending Theme' may be one of the greatest things i have ever heard
by Sir Jesus H Christ May 17, 2005
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salvation armani

Well-picked items from Salvation Army, worn in a way that looks stylish.
"That's a cool hat, where'd you get that?"

"Salvation armani!"
by teh pope January 22, 2005
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Park sausaging

The act of purchasing a supermarket cumberland sausage from the hot counter and eating it in a public park directly from the brown bag to prevent onlookers from becoming suspicious.
Luke often enjoyed park sausaging with those curly cumberlands.
by Sausaging July 26, 2010
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Salvation Army

A church founded in the 1800's by William and Catherine Booth; started as "The Christian Mission." It was started because Booth was tired of his church turning away the homeless and the drunks off the streets. It has now spread around the world, and it has branched out into disaster relief, shelters, rehabilitation centers, thrift stores, and many other charitable works.
Kid 1: Hey, I'm going to church after school. Want to come?
Kid 2: Oh that boring one on 9th street?
Kid 1: No, the cool one. The Salvation Army.
by GabbaGabbaFrau February 1, 2009
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Salvation Army

The Salvation Army is a global organization dedicated to meeting human needs without discrimination in the name of Jesus Christ. Efforts include fighting hunger, working to end human trafficking/sex slavery, providing disaster relief, drilling wells to provide impoverished peoples with clean drinking water, locating missing persons, operating adult rehabilitation centers, operating homeless shelters, operating summer camps for underprivileged youths, providing prisoner rehabilitation and veterans affair services, providing assistance with rent/bills, providing basic needs like clothing and food, et. al.

Typically associated with the "Red Kettle Campaign" fundraiser performed every Christmas, where volunteers greet shoppers outside retail outlets by ringing bells, singing carols, or performing in a brass band.
I can't believe that tornado was only an hour ago and the Salvation Army already has hot food available.

The Salvation Army rescued my daughter from a Malaysian brothel.

I wish that Salvation Army bellringer would learn to play a trumpet!
by UU35 June 19, 2011
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