getting sageted

When someone tells you a joke that they believe is really funny, but everyone else thinks is really lame.

What would a vampire bring to a baseball game? A bat! Oh man, I was at this party and this dude was telling me a joke and immediately I knew I was getting Sageted.

by Jason Morales March 23, 2007

Crap Saget

A humorous gesture that is administered when one judo chops another between the shoulder blades and says: "CRAP SAGET!"in a loud deep voice.

Man! I have a huge bruise from that Crap Saget the other day!
You just got Crap Saggeted!

by Dark Gorilla November 29, 2009

BOB SAGET

a simpler, non-offending way of saying "god Damnit", orginally heard by the touretts guy from Youtube.

"Bob Saget, I dropped my phone!"
"Bob Saget, my shoes are wet!"

by The Echoer February 7, 2009

bob saget

A comedian you would think is the world's biggest poof due to his soft-headed roles on America's Funniest Home Videos and Full House, but actually has a really risque act. Also the object of a silly cult at www.bobsagetisgod.com.

Bob Saget is god?

Why that's ENLIGHTENING!

by A Little Pinprick August 7, 2006

BOB SAGET!

A term that you can whip out of your pocket at any time of distress, or in any situation that causes a level of anxiety. Comes in quite handy in place of "GOD DAMNIT!" when small children are present. Made famous by Tourette's Guy.

*you miss a really great pool combo* "Oh, BOB SAGET!"

*you run over something large with the lawn mower* "BOB SAGET!!!"

(2 AM)*you stub your toe while getting up to go the potty* "OH BOB SAGET!!!"

by [e-mail] March 29, 2008

Saugeil

Un-describable, inexpressible awesome feeling, almost euphoric. geil

Screaming at the top of your lungs or whispering into someone's ear.

by Krieger Ouinon June 22, 2005

saugitis

Where ones arm flails back and then forward uncontrollably and then your hand moves in a circle. It is most common to come down with this disease in February and early March but it is possible to develop an acute case as early as January. This disease cannot be cured by a doctor but instead by your local department of natural resources with the purchase of 1 fishing license and several treatments at the local lakes and reservoirs.

Employee: I can't come into work today I have a bad case of saugitis.

Boss: Don't come in and infect the rest of us! *Click*

Employee: Hell yeah he bought it put the tackle in the truck and lets go!

by tyraindreams June 12, 2012