Sugeilys is the nicest, most caring, and understanding person you will ever meet. She's a beautiful person inside and out, and you'd be the luckiest person to have her as a friend. Although a sugeilys may have a sharp tounge, She's the person you'd want to talk to if you had a problem.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).