jacob sartorius

A person who's fame is questionable, due to lack of talent and eyebrows.

Also known to be popular around 12 year olds.

Nicknamed jacob saggytits.

Your as useless as jacob sartorius!

by acoolsloth May 18, 2016

Jacob Satorius

cancers human form.

"Honey, I need to tell you something,"
"Yes, Harold?"
"I have been diagnosed with terminal Jacob Satorius,"
Wife bursts into earrapey tears.

by yoyoyoyoyoyooyoyoyoyoy July 31, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

Known as the worst fucking singer in the world.

Oh hey it’s Jacob Sartorius
Oh what a dumb fuck

by st6273 February 20, 2019

jacob statorious

A Little shit who makes stupid lip-synching videos and bites his lip flexes shit he doesn't have

Molly: yeah hey do you know who Jacob Statorious is

Brian: don't bring that little prick up ever again

by Brhtszch June 2, 2016

Trey Sartorius

The Nickelodeon Actor Trey Sartorius on Henry Danger

Trey Sartorius is looking like a snack today.

by iamfrankie October 15, 2017

Salarious

Something that is sad and hilarious at the same time.

My family treats me like shit, salarious.

by Lefty Malone December 7, 2018

Jacob Sartorius

That 13 year old kid on Musical.ly and Vine that's on Magcon and gets constantly roasted by the world.

Yo bro did you see that Jacob Sartorius?

by Nikelala June 13, 2016