gas stations

when you have to shit, but your at a friends house, so you go to the gas station.

Tyler: I feel sick.

Me: are you actually SICK, or do you have "the gas stations"

by 4123 September 29, 2009

Statius

The act of using one or more dulled knives as sexual toys, for either men or women.

I gave her a nice hot statius, and she instantly started to bleed profusely.

by mk4_1.8t February 27, 2009

skatalious

when a skater (not a poser) is hot or your attracted in any way.

*skater skates by on his skateboard*
"he's skatalious!"

by beckkyy. November 10, 2007

statiosexual

A form of sexual orientation characterized by a strong attraction to inanimate objects.

I sure wish they would legalize statiosexual marriage so I could marry my toaster.

by Abigail Lemonparty July 16, 2015

Jacob Satarious

A cringe kid who sings like a dead fish

Jacob Satarious
was how he sang

by Vegeta547 July 1, 2016

Saltatious

To be mad or irritable. Generally when getting owned on an online game.

I kept camping his corpse over and over,you know he was a bit saltatious about it,because he quit the game.

by kittyfemboy October 17, 2011

sagacious

Shrewd, or having incredible common sense, also
just being an overall smart-ass/quick wit.

Man 1- "Hey, man, did you see that bitch?"
Man 2- "That one?"
Man 1- "Yea, I was like 'let's go back to my place' and she looked at me and said 'no way, I only do good-looking guys.'"
Man 2- "Jeese, that's rough. What a sagacious slut."

by Jamsie June 23, 2007