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First Sargent's Time

First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.
"Until all this shit is picked up and put away, we are all on First Sargent's Time, Peoples!!!"
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sarkeesian

A political activist who unintentionally receives free advertising for their cause and becomes famous because their opponents rage loudly about them all over the internet.
Look at all those furious rants about Alex's videos! I bet she's going to be the next Sarkeesian with all the free attention she's getting!
by Wasabitz January 8, 2014
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sarkiness

Another spelling of "snarkiness," which refers to the sorts of abusive responses a dumb or poorly considered question or post tends to get in certain forums.
I am prepared so the sarkiness.
by the jerky January 4, 2008
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sarkessianesque

(adjective) deceptive, misrepresented or fraudulent within the field of feminist theory, discourse or on-line activity. synonyms: deceit, graft, hoax, misrepresentation, scam, artifice, barratry, chicane, chicanery, craft, double-dealing, dupery, flimflam, guile, hocus-pocus, hustle, sham, spuriousness, string, bamboozlement, fourberie, hanky-panky, hoodwinking, song and dance, ear-ring model.

Coined from the activity of Anita Sarkeesion, a one time minor celebrity in the field of gaming and entrepreneurship, based upon asking for money and failing to produce the goods. Was last seen on flight to Panama City April circa 2014.
The analysis of Rape Culture, which failed to address prison rape, was noted for it's sarkessianesque rendering of a false reality that erased males and favoured only the female in any and all environments.

A) Hey! You took my car without consent.
B) So What I was having as sarkessianesque moment, so stop oppressing me with your patriarchal attitudes towards property.

She sat smiling, with a decidedly sarkessianesque grin, as she counted her ill gotten gains.
by TickleyQuill March 19, 2014
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martin sargent

A Great man who was cheated out of doing his great show.
Well i would say watch G4Techtv, but they cancelled him...
by Cheesebadger January 5, 2005
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Sargent Hut

Someone whom commands/barks orders to others disrespectfully usually more than one at a time.

A person acting as if you're his slave whom is extremely demanding consistantly barking orders so much the person taking the order doesn't know which direction to go in.
The man who owns that car dealership can't even keep one employee to stay at his company because he is such a sargent hut.
by daughter of sargent hut July 16, 2010
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Sarenady

Sarenady’s are gay
Sarenady just punched Denver Macdonald in the face, how cool!
by hailey mogan December 7, 2018
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