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haji springer

"hello everybody, tonight im gonna go party//
drink a lot of liquor and put a thizz in my body//"
-haji springer
by b-low July 26, 2006
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Jerry Springer

"The cheapest way to get jewelry, (particularly beadead)"
"Jerry Springer I would like to get my Jerry Beads"
by kristinamaried January 8, 2010
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Jerry Springer

by loco asshole February 6, 2005
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Springer Spaniel

a rather smart dog that is relatively easy to train with six inch ears that we still haven't found a use for. This type of dog (if you don't trim it) has so much hair that when it sits on your bed you have a sheet.
Look at the ears on that springer spaniel!

Salesman: "Hello we have a great deal on bedding today."

Customer: "Ok, thanks, but I have a springer spaniel."

Salesman: "Oh...."
by Springerz May 19, 2009
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J D Salinger

J D Salinger Jerome David Salinger is an American Author who has passed into legendary status due to his works, The Catcher In
The Rye, Nine Stories, Franny and Zooey etc.

his work centres around disaffection, rebellion, Zen, philosophy and the fictional Glass family. Young children are often seen to offer salvation to those corrupted by the world.

His legendary status is also confirmed by his withdrawal from the publishing world around forty years ago. He has not published any work since this time and currently lives in Cornish, New Hampshire, in a house reported to be full of floor-to-ceiling cabinets containing unpublished works. Attempts to discover more about Salinger have always ended in failure. He just doesn't want people to know!
Over-enthusiastic literature student: "I'm gonna go meet my hero, J D Salinger!"

Jaded yet horny literature professor: "Shut up I'm trying to take advantage of the trust and respect of my female students to get them into bed."
by Zyggy June 8, 2007
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Jerry springer midget fight

So untasteful yet sooooooo funny you cant resist..
Hey Bob, I was watching this vid, HA HA, sorry man, on youtu, HA HA HAAA, oh my god it was sooooo fun, fu, HA HA ha haaa.. (Ten minutes of laughing later at the video Jerry springer midget fight), HA HA HA, and MAN, I was just looking at the screen shouting JERRY, JERRY, JERRY..
by wl11lam March 26, 2010
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Rum springer

1) A rum springer is a commonly used expression when the amish come out to play

2) A rum springer is a person who barely comes out but makes a cameo appearance, generally breaking down the bar
Joseph: Well gee Jedidiah, long day at the plow?
Jedidiah: I could be sinning right now, lets get drunk
Joseph: Ye hah! RUM SPRINGER!
by Radiobed May 21, 2010
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