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Satans Sloppy Seconds

This is an act when you're stuck in a room with Satan and a Prostitute and Satan is trying to convince you to eat the Corn-chips (Pussy) but the Corn-chips are on fire (Herpes) from Satan eating them before you. So what you do is take some Oregano and a Basket-Ball and sprinkle the Oregano on the Corn-chips and use the Basket-Ball to bring out the flavors of the flaming hot Corn-chips before you begin to dig in. This technique can also turn into one called "The Rapture" where as you start eating the flaming Corn-chips God busts into the room through the wall like he is the Kool-aid man with a Foot-Ball and a Baseball bat telling you not to eat the Corn-chips. Confused by this recent encounter you decide to stand on a chair and tie a noose around your neck, whilst you're on the chair God begins to spread Oregano on the Foot-Ball and place it on the Corn-chips and hits it with the Baseball bat in attempt to put out the fire on the Corn-chips. This causes the Prostitute to flail kicking the chair out from underneath you and causes you to hang there feeling elevated as if you have been ascended.
Last time I did bath salts I woke up feeling like I had been given Satans Sloppy Seconds.
by Tyronefy January 14, 2018
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Satansoo

A nickname given to the Korean singer D.O (Kyungsoo) his squishy cheeks and doe eyes cause people to think he's innocent but what they didn't know is that he's the embodiment of Satan and that he could kill anyone with his gay death glare
His special moves are choke hold, gay pelvic thrust, failed aegyo, glare of a thousand deaths, and scandalous vocals (they are super affective on Baeks)
Shisus: "Hey Suho...Baek, your child, I heard he was killed by...by who again?"
Umma Suho: "Satansoo...said he was annoying so he shoved a pole up his ass and *SNIFFLES* called him a slut...he died instantly"
by Askazama June 14, 2015
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juelz santana

That boy that squeeze hammers.
Human Crack in the Flesh.

19 yr old kid killin the streets right now. Ye hes back like cooked crack.
Santana's that boy that squeeze hammers AY! CHYEA CHYEA!
by PSXy April 9, 2005
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Satans cum

When you bite into a pizza roll and the scorching hot sauce burns your tongue. That sauce is satan's cum.
Careful, those pizza rolls are full of satans cum.
by Eriic099 February 4, 2013
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Satans Asshole

The Hottest, Sweatiest and most uncomfortable Heat ever experienced by a human being!
Holy Shit, It's hotter then Satans Asshole in here!!

Hey Don, it's as hot as Satans Asshole outside today!! maybe we should go to the pool.

That Jalapeno was so hot that my mouth feels like Satans Asshole!!
by Edub923 September 12, 2010
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johan santana

johan santana strikes the mother*ers out!
by Twins Win September 10, 2006
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Santana

The second worst Pillar Man from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 2. Known in some translations as Santviento. For those wondering, the list of the Pillar Men from best to worst is as follows:

1. Wamuu
2. Esidisi
3. Santana
4. Kars
Joseph: Your next line is, "Learned your lesson, primitive?"
Santana: Learned your lesson, primitive?
Santana: ...!
by NamesAO August 14, 2018
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