Smolet

creating fake hate to satisfy one’s own insecurity, arrogance and stupidity.

He attempted to smolet me with an imaginary bottle of bleach.

by duchesschmoto February 19, 2019

boob sampler

noun, a sampling of boobs, a lapdance
if someone is reclining slightly in their chair, you could say they are "ready for a boob sampler"

Connolly looks ready for a boob sampler.

by oxhannahxo February 4, 2007

samolian

n. an old (75+ yrs) slang term for dollars or money

That costs a lot! That will set you back a pile of samolians.

by J Flaxington December 16, 2007

Small Sample Size

Used in statistics when there is not enough data to make a conclusion. It has two major uses:
1. In statistics, more specifically baseball statistics/sabermetrics
2. On Myspace and Facebook, when the profile picture of a private account does not determine whether the person is attractive or not.

1. Person 1: Jeff Francoeur is a good hitter! Look at what he did in 2005!
Person 2: Those 70 games are a small sample size! He's been a below-average hitter since then.
2. Random Girl: Here's my myspace, myspace.com/amisexyoraminotyoucanttellbymyprofilepic
Person 1: I'm calling small sample size on that profile pic.
Person 2: You need to friend us so we can make a statistical conclusion. :)

by Philliesfan311 December 20, 2008

sample abuser

Customer that holds up the line at an ice cream shop by repeatedly asking for free samples because he/she cannot decide what to order. This person is oblivious to the fact that there is only one employee behind the counter who is becoming as annoyed as the people in line.

Person 1: What took you so long at Baskin-Robbins? It doesn't look very busy in there.

Person 2: I had to wait ten minutes because of a sample abuser who tried virtually every flavor before ordering chocolate. What a jerk!

by boratfan1 October 18, 2010

sampler

An electronic musical instrument that plays back and records sounds so that they can be played using a keyboard or a sequencer. Not to be confused with a synthesizer or ROMpler

A sampler is never going to sound as good as the real instrument.

by SynthBaron November 28, 2003

simoleon

American slang word for a dollar.
Associated with early 1900s gangsters.

"The guy's got more simoleons than all of us put together."

by D-S January 23, 2006