Sal

A white salmon dolphin shark trash thingy that raped a Wadanohara while his brother Samekitchen watched, ruined people's lives, probably shop lifts, probably owns a fucking barbie car, ruined the fucking ocean, only likes Wadanohara because he's running from his gayness, and is just an asshole that is even worse than Satanick.

God damit Sal! You just had to ruin it Sal!

by SAL_IS_TRASH February 28, 2017

Sal

Sal (Verb) is to act in an underhand manner to achieve your own goal. To cheat in a competition in order to win.

"Geoff lost that bet to Steve"

"Yeah, but didn't Geoff Sal him?"

by SG1987 October 7, 2020

Sal

A legend or absolute God and he saves kids from footballs

Omg sal is so hot

by Crazy Keeper October 19, 2018

sal sal plz

Koreanglish for please go easy on me

Starcraft dialog:
Player1: gl hf
Player2: sal sal plz
Player1: lol no

by JFM1111111111111111 June 20, 2009

The Sal

1) The coolest being on this Earth.
2) Faster than you.
3) Did I mention damned cool?
4) mmm.. coffee

I saw The Sal at starbucks the other day.

by ktchoo. September 26, 2004

SAL

noun. a person who "Sucks At Life." pronounced Sal, not S-A-L.

WTF, what a SAL. She ruined our plans once again.

You're such a SAL! Stop being a little bitch.

by theJB April 1, 2009

SAL

Greatest audio logging bot in history

Hey i got logged by SAL (Suspicious Audio Log) and they all comment it lol

by coolestboobsintown June 10, 2020