Lieutenant Sarcasm

The person you temporarily become after thanking Captain Obvious.

*People are looking at a burning building*

Person 1: Whoa, guys, look! It's on fire!
Person 2: Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Person 1: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.

by smileyface3 January 14, 2010

sarcasm flag

(n) any device indicated purely literally, by a change in vocal tone, by a motion, or by an actual tangible object (e.g. a flag) that denotes that the statement(s) made were done so sarcastically and not to be taken literally, often used retrospectively where the notion of sarcasm was lost due to medium of communication or ignorance on behalf of the listeners

I should have raised my sarcasm flag when I told him that he should sleep with my girlfriend.

by nopain00 April 28, 2006

anti sarcasm

The opposite of sarcasm; being completely serious and taking what others say ironically as being completely serious. Often used to comedic effect or as a defense against sarcasm.

"I'm okay. Don't mind the gaping wound and the sword protruding from my back. I'm fine. Feel like a million fucking bucks, dammit." (Sarcasm)

"Oh, good. I was worried for a moment." (Anti sarcasm)

by mrme97 September 12, 2014

/sarcasm

A term used to show what you have just posted is to be read aloud in a sarcastic tone. Comes from javascript or whatever it's called.

Yes, because you're the only one who knows how this shit works, aren't you /sarcasm

by Gumba Gumba April 5, 2004

Full Frontal Sarcasm

Heavy sarcasm, delivered directly to the victim's face in an open and unabashed manner.

I asked her how her day was going, and got a blast of full frontal sarcasm in return.

by Col Sarcastic April 10, 2011

sarcasm detector

See sarcasmometer.

Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.

The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.

Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.

by Espiria August 30, 2008

Sarcasm

1: The national language of Bolivia.
2: A species of small tree frog with a small red crest on its neck, local to South America.

Twilight was a good movie, said a sarcasm-speaking Bolivian tree frog.

by SomeStupidBloke May 6, 2013