Simasaurus

A Simasaurus can be defined as a dark-haired female.
It is common for a Simasaurus to lash out unexpectedly, usually at a "Seamasarus" (See Seamasaurus ). A Simasaurus is usually kind and considerate, but when a Seamasaurus or a Seamasaurus look-a-like is near, a Simasaurus will become aggressive, and lash out at both the Seamasaurus and friends of a Seamasaurus. It is never a good idea to have both in the same room.

Ex. 1: "OhHotDamn, look at that Simasaurus!"

Ex. 2: "Crap! A Simasaurus walked in, better get Seamasaurus out of here..."

by LetsGetKinky June 13, 2011

Spazasaurus

This is another name for a person being and idiot or a 'spaz'.

You can replace spaz with another adjective eg. Nerdasaurus.

Oi! You spazasaurus! What the hell are you doing!??!

by PurpleFreak49 July 20, 2011

Swagasaurus Rex

A guy with so much swag he turns into a t-rex.

that guys so swaggy he looks like a Swagasaurus Rex

by Dub Editions September 15, 2016

Sexasaurus Rex

Someone who is prehistorically sexy. Sexy before the common era.

Your girlfriend is so hot, she’s a total Sexasaurus Rex.

by man>fish November 22, 2018

Stigasaurus

Bad ass creature with the name of Stigasaurus. He attacks with love but the bad kind, the hard love you know the type when your parents kick you out of the house at the age of 35 and you only got enough money to support your baby momma. Well yah that kind, its powerful. So BEWARE OF STIGASAURUS!!!

Stigasaurus groped your mother while you were at school.

by YungStig June 22, 2021

swagasaurus rex

coined by eva cannon. means you’re a sick person

omg evas such a swagasaurus rex

by aimee69 November 19, 2021