Snakebook

The use of Facebook to snake your way into somebody's undercrackers, preferable tactic is to stitch up somebody else you know to be interested in the female (probably your best mate) and put yourself in the frame instead.

That little git Neil has just slid in on Snakebook and hijacked that bird I was tapping up.

Oh well, she had a face like a dropped meat pie anyway...

by MikeMilligan July 4, 2008

Snakeballing

Something that happened to James S-C one Saturday night in August.

Shit, can't believe James was snakeballing.
Really jealous of James' snakeballing.

by Snakeballin August 14, 2011

Texas Snakebite

Typically in three person sex: to climax in the ass of one recipient of the threesome and to have the third member suck it out of the anus as it were a fatal snakebite.

Well, Sherlene, your friends got an ass-full of my venom, better give her a Texas Snakebite.

by Truth Seekers December 30, 2007

Snakebooking

The process of using facebook to perv on young, hot girls wearing very little.

Si: "Mate look at the cans on this lass"
Paul: "Mate your always snakebooking, pervy cunt"

by kingsnakebooker October 29, 2010

Passion of the snakebite

A book written by Scott Stapp. The book is based on the fact that Mr. Stapp believes that God heals snakebite.

Jim: "Owww!! Damnit! I just got bit by a poisonous snake!"

Scott: "No worries, Jim. God heals snakebite. He also heals death." "Gods passion of the snakebite will heal you"

by Scott N. Stapp July 8, 2006

snakebit

Unable to win at poker at a particular venue.

Even holding an ace-high flush I was busted by a full house. I'm snakebit at this table.

by RotSman September 13, 2006

snakebite

Illeagal potent alcoholic drink containing cider, lager and blackcurrent, has been know to severely lower inhibitions and subsequent morning after defleaing

ten snakebites later and the local swampdonkey began to look like an appealing option

by Dave and Lindsay June 4, 2003