A school with wholesome teachers, some not so, and students that have no filter, 30% of the populations vapes,30% of the population gets into fights, the other 40% are ejist weird. And they do not have Any shame not the school but the student .
by Middleschoolar October 14, 2022
Get the S.a.c middle school mug.a ratchet ass middle school that children are forced to go to go to or they go into the system. Bitches swear they ghetto and pretty when they really suburban and have no ass and teeth. Niggas still play fortnite and talking bout they pull bitches but they be getting pulled by these funky smelling teachers that don't teach us shit. ratchet bitches that are 1% hispanic be going around like quieres pelear perra? Sí, eso es lo que pensé que atemorizante culo azada. Weirdos be in the halls screaming "MOP!" and "CORONAVIRUS!" like shut up. anywho bitches always be fighting for no reason like damn, sit down somewhere, wheres ya motha. jou asem ruik na Afrika-esel cough cough yo breath smeel like african ass. but don't come to whitehall if you don't wanna get jumped be Emily's one black friend Keisha, cause when you white and gotta black friend you think you the shit. Keisha popped yo ass and yo getting called a clown for the rest of your whitehall years. Enjoy:) (watch someone in my school report this to the principal, if you are that someon suck my peepee and since you wanna be like "you a girl you dont got one" SUCK MY POPSICLE STICK)
by lilltecca_washere March 16, 2020
Get the Whitehall's bummy ass middle school mug.The psychological condition suffered by many fans of the comic strip 'The Middletons' when Beatrice Middleton is not seen in the strip. Symptoms of this include, but are not limited to: intense sadness, thoughts of 'Where is she?', and most importantly 'Why is she not here?'. This causes much depression. The only known cure is intense exercise or massages using Martian Mud, which is Beatrice Middleton's favorite massage cream.
Beatrice: What's wrong honey? You look sad. I know what it is, its Middleton's Disease, right?
Bryant: Yes, you haven't been in the strip for days. Where were you? I was beginning to think you'd never show.
Morris: Buddy, she can't be in every strip. She's got to have a break once in a while. She's your Gunny Granny, for crying out loud.
Midge: (laughing) You know, he's right. Just because she isn't in the strip doesn't mean she isn't here. (picks up a jar of Martian Mud) Do you want me to use this? You love it when Beatrice does it.
Bryant: A massage? You'd actually give me a Martian Mud massage? Okay, just make sure you go all over my body. That's the best one.
Beatrice: That's one way to cure it. Hey sweetie, there's a soccer game going on later. And I'm coaching it. Want to come?
Bryant: Sure, maybe we could bring Grandpa Hec and Grandma Flo. But would I still be sad if I came?
Beatrice: No, you wouldn't be sad. Middleton's Disease is tough, I know. But you'll get over it quickly. (she starts massaging Bryant with the Martian Mud) There you go, sweetie. Now, isn't that better? I love you, honey. And I always will. A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.
Bryant: Yes, you haven't been in the strip for days. Where were you? I was beginning to think you'd never show.
Morris: Buddy, she can't be in every strip. She's got to have a break once in a while. She's your Gunny Granny, for crying out loud.
Midge: (laughing) You know, he's right. Just because she isn't in the strip doesn't mean she isn't here. (picks up a jar of Martian Mud) Do you want me to use this? You love it when Beatrice does it.
Bryant: A massage? You'd actually give me a Martian Mud massage? Okay, just make sure you go all over my body. That's the best one.
Beatrice: That's one way to cure it. Hey sweetie, there's a soccer game going on later. And I'm coaching it. Want to come?
Bryant: Sure, maybe we could bring Grandpa Hec and Grandma Flo. But would I still be sad if I came?
Beatrice: No, you wouldn't be sad. Middleton's Disease is tough, I know. But you'll get over it quickly. (she starts massaging Bryant with the Martian Mud) There you go, sweetie. Now, isn't that better? I love you, honey. And I always will. A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.
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Man, that smelly-ass freeloader has been getting on my last nerve, maybe a midnight Mexican bird's nest would make him get the point.
by Joe Salone October 16, 2010
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by Meathook Mike June 17, 2014
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by married to that crazy bitch April 19, 2009
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The damn middleman's tax is so high these days, I had to pay my brother 20 bucks for a fifth of smirnoff!
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