s.n.a.f.u.b.a.r.

a mix of 2 acronyms,s.n.a.f.u.(Situation Normal All Fucked Up) and f.u.b.a.r(Fucked Up Beyond All Reason),Which becomes "Situation Normal All Fucked Up Beyond All Reason".

"Hey dude,I haven't seen you lately,how ya' been?"
response;"s.n.a.f.u.b.a.r."

by Mark Jensen August 28, 2005

S.M.A.F.

Socially, Mentally, Athletically, Fucked

Someone who no one likes.
Look at that fag fingering his but whole, "hes definitely a S.M.A.F.

by chill321123 April 22, 2011

S.a.d.f.i

Stupid ass dumb fucking idiot

They are such a s.a.d.f.i smh

by Okaykaren July 7, 2020

A_F_S_T_A_B

Always Fixing Shit That Aint Broken

Man-The problem isnt me .Its my friend over there he is A_F_S_T_A_B and he fucks it up worse than when he started.

by troubledemon February 12, 2010

S.A.W.F.T

Saggy
Awful
Wobbly
Floppy
Tits

Damn those tits are so S.A.W.F.T

by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do

Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?

by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020

S.A.A.M.F.

Sexy As A Motha Fug
Mother Fucker

black guy-ay man you got ne of dem motha fug games
worker-ummmm?
*black guy turns around and sees black girl*
black guy-Damn girl, you S.A.A.M.F.
*black guy walks away*

by Ben Havelka July 23, 2008