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Chris Rutters Car

A slow ass white camaro that you would normally see being driven by someone’s mom.
Woah, did we just fly past Chris Rutters Car in a kia soul
by mycarsfaster March 8, 2021
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Rutvegas

nickname for the town of Rutland, Vermont, USA
I was crusing the Rutvegas strip when I saw the Ponderosa.
by cpchester December 29, 2007
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Bas Rutten

A professional, Dutch fighter/bouncer and former UFC Champion who believes not in "an eye for an eye", but "two eyes for an eye". The fighter has a medley of videos portraying workout routines, bar fight tips, and more. Known for his deviant sound effects in his vidoes such as "bang, bang, bang!" and "bung!" He is alternatively known as "El Guapo".
Words of wisdom from Bas Rutten follow:

"Okay, I'm sorry...BANG BANG BANG no I'm not."

"Of course, a nice little plate. Break it, and now it's a stabbing device."

"I'm gonna bounce his head on the table ten times or something. Doon't youu evver do thiis!"

"He tried to kill me. So, I gotta return the favor."
by peppy hare July 3, 2006
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rutledge

“Said Mrs. Carmichael to her 17-year-old daughter, ‘if you are going to pleasure yourself dear, be sure to use the edible end of the carrot, not the rutledge’”.
by Jackson Hammer January 20, 2020
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Rutgers

A largest university in New Jersey where students are not spoonfed like other universities. The premiere public university of New Jersey. Home of the now famous grease trucks. Constantly plagued by retards spreading urban legend of having a high rate of STDs.
1. Here at Rutgers, we won't baby you. Do you your work.
by eelanahineb September 28, 2005
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Rutgersfest

Daytime obliteration at its finest.

Free yearly concert thrown by Rutgers University for the students that is open to the public as well.

Some previous acts include Kanye West, Third Eye Blind, Everclear, Sugar Ray, Fabolous, Ludacris, Reel Big Fish, Method Man, Fuel, N.E.R.D, Talib Kweli, Brand New, Motion City Soundtrack and more.

Apparently there are also carnival rides, moon bounces--other stuff like that. Sounds great, but unfortunately another Rutgersfest tradition includes getting so shitfaced on College Ave Campus that you miss the concert altogether.

It's all good though, we'll get em next year.
(A week before)

"The Rutgersfest lineup this year is awesome, we need to get our shit together and make it to the concert this time. Seriously."

(Monday morning after Rutgersfest weekend)

"I cannot believe we missed the concert again. We fucking suck. But that was one of the most ridiculous weekends of my life.
by CrazyOldMauriceHm April 28, 2011
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Rutger

The single most amazing lifeform to have ever achieved sentience in this universe, and all others. On rare occasions, a Rutger may allow you to be wrong. He won't really be wrong, he'll just grant you the illusion of being right.
"Dude, have you seen the remote?" "No.. what do you think I am, a Rutger or something?"

When Chuck Norris was twelve years old, he prayed for facial hair, and his wish was mercifully granted by Rutger
by Cap'n Derp September 29, 2011
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