Ruben

Most handsome boy ever, very lazy and very classy his manors are not the best but his hair is beautiful u get lost in his eyes, u fall in love with Rubens naturally and he usually gets all the chicks but when he finds the right girl there’s no doubt about it hes protective.

“Oh that’s the boy ruben , don’t mess with his chick he will knock you out’

by Leah cotton August 8, 2018

Rubenade

To take one's time doing absolutely nothing while others are waiting for you.

Wow dude, what took you so long?
Sorry bro, I was just enjoying a nice rubenade.

by PakiBoy November 5, 2014

rubberneck

to drive slowly past a motor vehicle accident to see the crash

If these people would stop rubbernecking, we could drive past them.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

Ruben

A guy who is just perfect, he can be emotional at times, but usually he's a great guy and is protective over his lover.

Hey have you heard of that guy Ruben? He's a great guy.

by Don't Have A Good Name November 19, 2014

Rubenox

In or falling for someone's consistent button pushing.

I don't want to keep replying to that idiot's badgering email but I just can't let it go. I'm so stuck in a Rubenox it's not even funny.

by el pinkio May 7, 2010

Ruben

A cool ass nigga , who's down to earth, nigga hollas at fine ass girls. He's pretty much the shit, ususally playa playa.

Damn, Ruben is lookinf fine.

by therealg123 September 6, 2011

open faced ruben

An infected vagina with white cheese (puss)

I was really into Claire until I pulled down her yoga pants and saw an open faced ruben.

by JMFE April 6, 2011