Armagh Rovers

Armagh Rovers is a football team from Armagh that plays in the Mid Ulster Football League. What makes Armagh Rovers unique from all other football teams in the world is that it is only open to players who are homosexual.

Armagh Rovers greatest defeat was against Red Star FC who beat them 4-1.

JP: I was thinking of signing for Armagh Rovers.

Anto: I think you have to be gay to play for them JP.

by M1ster A September 28, 2009

Red Rovers

Have you ever walked down a hallway or a staircase and seen a group of people walking side by side? I suspect you have and they are named after the children game Red Rover.

Guy 1: Why do they walk side by side in the hall?
Guy 2: Those fucking Red Rovers I hate them.

by Dank SunMan June 23, 2016

Bastard rovers

The scum of lancashire

We fuckin hate Bastard rovers-Burnley fan

by Suicide squad Burnley September 21, 2022

Bastard rovers

The scum Lancashire.

we playing bastard rovers away on Saturday-Burnley fan

by Suicide squad Burnley September 22, 2022

Lochside Rovers

A now bankrupt(2024) football team based in Turkey that now only have an online FIFA team

Have you heard of that pish team lochside rovers?

aye just pumped them oan fifa24

by ShalomBoy64 February 13, 2024

Bristol Rovers fan

A weak, inferior and submissive male/lady who chooses to support the worst football team in the city of Bristol.

Sexy, smart and strong Bristol City fan 1: "Hey! there goes Mark, he is a Bristol Rovers fan which means he obviously lacks the mental facilities needed to prosper in life. How about we throw stones at him?"

Sexy, smart and strong Bristol City fan 2: "Good idea!"

by chuckwwfc March 18, 2025

Forest Green Rovers

The best football team in the world.

Won greenest team award in 2018.

Wow Manchester City are so good they looked like prime Forest Green Rovers out there

by Koupelna_ August 2, 2021