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alabama roomba

The act of using your cousins back to sweep the floor while you're riding his dick.
That Alabama Roomba sure leaves a floor shiny
by Creampiedaddie March 9, 2018
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Human Roomba

When a 40+ year old man walks around nude and unknowingly cleans the floor with his saggy balls (ideally while humming).
Take off your shoes before going into Justin’s house. He’s a human roomba and his floors are spotless.
by An Albino Rhino January 13, 2019
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claymore roomba'd

The act of being blown to kingdom come by a roomba wielding a claymore. Usually affixed via duct tape or whatever else was laying around.
Guy1: You should really buy a security system, it's kind of a rough area
Guy2: Nonsense, any moron who robs me will be turned into a fine pink mist after being claymore roomba'd
by AntiSocialSocialist May 24, 2022
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Claymore Roomba

A running joke among those with a strong belief in gun rights.

The idea stems from a hypothetical scenario that bounces around American libertarian communities quite often, in which the ATF would find out that you own illegal guns, such as illegally made machine guns, and then raid your house, as they did in the Ruby Ridge incident, at which point you would make some valiant stand and fight off an entire swat team with illegal weapons and booby traps, akin to an R-Rated Home Alone film. They'll commonly also refer to the ATF SWAT team as "fedbois" or "alphabet bois".

The Claymore Roomba itself is simple. A claymore is a directed anti-personnel explosive. You point it in a direction and it kills everything in that direction, with minimum collateral damage to targets around it. A roomba has a large button on the front, that acts as a bumber to detect when it bumps into something, so the idea behind a claymore roomba would be to mount a claymore on a roomba, wire the detonator to the bumper, then when it drives forward into a "fedboi"'s foot, it would fire shrapnel forwards, demolishing the officer's shins.

(This does raise a question, as the roomba curves around unpredictably, so how would you get it to tell the difference between a SWAT team and some piece of furniture that they're walking by?)
"Oh no! The sticky bandits are back! I better sic the claymore roomba on them this time!"
by U735 December 11, 2021
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horizontal roomba

When your girlfriend lays under the couch cushions and you lay on top of them and fuck her between the cushions ass up. While simultaneously trying to catch your roomba as it sweeps by you.
Man I did my girlfriend a good old horizontal roomba last night and I felt like I was in middle school again.
by AntiJoe July 18, 2017
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Amber’s Mexican Roomba

A sex act in which a woman named Amber sucks a dick with so much force, the soul escapes his body.
Me: Want to to give me a Amber’s Mexican Roomba?
Amber: Absolutely, I want a daycare in my mouth.

Me: *Dies a slow and happy death*
by Amber’s Mexican Roomba August 22, 2020
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Russian Roomba

A Russian who walks around looking down at their phone nearly missing walls and other objects like a Roomba
by Urban Chongie August 20, 2022
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