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Take off your shoes before going into Justin’s house. He’s a human roomba and his floors are spotless.
by An Albino Rhino January 13, 2019
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The act of being blown to kingdom come by a roomba wielding a claymore. Usually affixed via duct tape or whatever else was laying around.
Guy1: You should really buy a security system, it's kind of a rough area
Guy2: Nonsense, any moron who robs me will be turned into a fine pink mist after being claymore roomba'd
Guy2: Nonsense, any moron who robs me will be turned into a fine pink mist after being claymore roomba'd
by AntiSocialSocialist May 24, 2022
Get the claymore roomba'd mug.A running joke among those with a strong belief in gun rights.
The idea stems from a hypothetical scenario that bounces around American libertarian communities quite often, in which the ATF would find out that you own illegal guns, such as illegally made machine guns, and then raid your house, as they did in the Ruby Ridge incident, at which point you would make some valiant stand and fight off an entire swat team with illegal weapons and booby traps, akin to an R-Rated Home Alone film. They'll commonly also refer to the ATF SWAT team as "fedbois" or "alphabet bois".
The Claymore Roomba itself is simple. A claymore is a directed anti-personnel explosive. You point it in a direction and it kills everything in that direction, with minimum collateral damage to targets around it. A roomba has a large button on the front, that acts as a bumber to detect when it bumps into something, so the idea behind a claymore roomba would be to mount a claymore on a roomba, wire the detonator to the bumper, then when it drives forward into a "fedboi"'s foot, it would fire shrapnel forwards, demolishing the officer's shins.
(This does raise a question, as the roomba curves around unpredictably, so how would you get it to tell the difference between a SWAT team and some piece of furniture that they're walking by?)
The idea stems from a hypothetical scenario that bounces around American libertarian communities quite often, in which the ATF would find out that you own illegal guns, such as illegally made machine guns, and then raid your house, as they did in the Ruby Ridge incident, at which point you would make some valiant stand and fight off an entire swat team with illegal weapons and booby traps, akin to an R-Rated Home Alone film. They'll commonly also refer to the ATF SWAT team as "fedbois" or "alphabet bois".
The Claymore Roomba itself is simple. A claymore is a directed anti-personnel explosive. You point it in a direction and it kills everything in that direction, with minimum collateral damage to targets around it. A roomba has a large button on the front, that acts as a bumber to detect when it bumps into something, so the idea behind a claymore roomba would be to mount a claymore on a roomba, wire the detonator to the bumper, then when it drives forward into a "fedboi"'s foot, it would fire shrapnel forwards, demolishing the officer's shins.
(This does raise a question, as the roomba curves around unpredictably, so how would you get it to tell the difference between a SWAT team and some piece of furniture that they're walking by?)
by U735 December 11, 2021
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Man I did my girlfriend a good old horizontal roomba last night and I felt like I was in middle school again.
by AntiJoe July 18, 2017
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Amber: Absolutely, I want a daycare in my mouth.
Me: *Dies a slow and happy death*
Amber: Absolutely, I want a daycare in my mouth.
Me: *Dies a slow and happy death*
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