fuck you and the horse that rode you in

A stronger way of saying the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on".

{Chris}: Todd, it's your turn to clean the Collecto* out tonight.
{Todd}: Christ, I cleaned the fucking thing last night and the night before! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!

* The Collecto (abbr. for the Winston CollectraMatic) is the pressurised deep fat fryer used for preparing Original Recipe chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

by Telephony July 29, 2014

fuck you and the horse you rode in on

term used to tell someone to fuck off and get off there pedestal

hey Sandra, fuck you and the horse you rode in on!!!

by chris Washington October 14, 2005

rode hard and put up wet

a term that originated with people that ride horses, since you are supposed to brush them and groom them after a workout; now used to refer to the way a promiscuous woman looks

That overpainted middle-aged hussy looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet.

by Winsi June 19, 2004

fuck you and the horse you rode in on

a term used when pissed at a boss or an authority figure when they feel they are better than you

when alice was fired she told the boss " fuck you and the horse you rode in on!!!"

by chris Washington October 13, 2005

Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont

To be the recipient of anal sex.
Or
To be smacked around throughly (metaphor).

Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.

by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

fuck you and the horse you rode in on

From one of the first popular jokes using profanity:
Old West Bar, men playing poker. Lone Ranger comes in. "You're all under arrest for gambling!"
The poker players say, "Fuck you!"
"But I'm the Lone Ranger. These are my silver bullets, and that's my horse Silver!"
"Well then fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

If you think I'm putting out my cigarette in my kitchen then fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

by NiteKool October 10, 2008

rode hard and put up wet

describes having completed difficult or harsh, unrelenting work; it refers to the poor care of horses;

the words "hard" and "wet" also lend themselves to sexual innuendo, though they are not part of the original meaning

I just finished a 12 hour shift. I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.

These kids have worked my nerves! I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.

Related idioms: worked like a Hebrew slave; worked like a white-mouthed mule

by almost doctor April 16, 2014