A guy that will care for you in the good and bad. he never lets you down at any cause. A professional at playing the cello, and guitar. Has v nice hair like oml. looks like vic fuentes mixed with a bit of oliver sykes and some kellin quinn. owes me food.he can be a shitty person sometimes but that won't stop people from loving him, especially me. :))
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