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Two Kinds of Retarted

The art of acting so slow and stupid, people wonder if there is something else wrong with you then their already is.
Girl 1- Hey can i ask you a question.

Girl 2- Shoot.

Girl 1- Im smart!

Girl 2- What!?, thats not even a question, man
you must be two kinds of retarted.
by Numero A November 3, 2009
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Retarted

The wrong spelling of the word Retard. Ironically, calling someone a retard and misspelling the word, actually makes the accuser a retard. Retarted is not a word, Retard is. Don't make yourself look retarded, by misspelling the word retard.

Commonly used by dumb ass YouTube commenter's, and dumb whores on facebook.
Jon: Tim, you're so retarted.
Tim:Well Jon, I'm not the retard who misspelled the word retarded.

Jon:.... well played.
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Retarted

The incorrect spelling of the word 'retarded'.

It is a well known fact that people that say retarded, are in-fact, a retard themselves.
Dude, that is so retarted!
by Dave Retardingsworth August 4, 2008
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retarted

when you just made a tart, then you make another tart, you retarted.
Lil' Jeffy-"momma, you made 2 tarts, so right now, YOU RETARTED!"
by Nastina September 5, 2005
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Robtard

A Robtard is someone called Rob that does retarded things such as racing people across motorways!

Robtards are even more retarded than retards. They claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, "regardless of the stupidity or risk".

Robtards may commonly be mistaken for giraffes, or a person resembling one. If one is found, please return it to Africa ASAP, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.

Warning - do not approach a Robtard. Failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death or covered in hornets. You have been warned.
"Retard"
"yeah well...you're a Robtard!"
by Wankcell May 27, 2008
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retartedtrentonrex

he is a gay native that likes all of his cousins and he likes the dick in his ass he is really retarted he moans in the back of the class he likes a gay guy from yellowkife and he moans to him
he is gay and a homo he likes gay people and he is gay he likes caousin cause his girlfriend is his sister retartedtrentonrex
by gaige forrest March 6, 2017
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Rebarted

Are you freakin rebarted? 2+2 is 4 not 5
by Butter_rebarted December 9, 2019
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