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Trump Roast

Highly anticipated dish to be served in Hell starting in the 2nd half of the 21st century. A confit of the seditious 45th American president that is first seared over the Eternal Flames of Damnation, then flayed, dismembered, disemboweled, and carved by the High Prince of Evil, Dark Lord Satan, for his demons to savor for eternity.
Parler 1: Bro, you wanna hang later?
Parler 2: Naw, headed to the U.S. Capitol to help butter up our boy for his Trump Roast!
by millstone January 13, 2021
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Counter-roasted

When you finna get roasted and you got nothing else to say, you hit them with a cheap ass line ending with the words "get counter-roasted".
Gabe: Bobbi you're actually Mousty 2.0 right now.
Bobbi: Lol no you are, get counter-roasted kid.
by Spergy Merbles November 4, 2015
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Roasted like EVA

An extreme state of embarrassment caused by getting severely dissed by someone.

The expression was coined by the phattest freestyler known to man, Eli Porter.
Dude #1: Man I just found out my wife is cheating on me.

Dude #2: Damn son, you got roasted like EVA!
by JibbyJ November 21, 2010
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Roast Keef Sandwich

When you load a bong bowl in the following order.
1.weed
2.keef layer in the middle
3.more weed on top

This creates a special smoking experience. The bowl can relate to a jr. roast beef sandwich from Arby's. The weed acts as the two buns and the keef is the delicious meat in the middle. The moment you "roast" it, a euphoric feeling overcomes your whole body. It is a mixture of tasting a jr deluxe sandwich and pure love.
"Hey man you got some dank"
"oh i just picked up some fresh doja, i'm about to load a roast keef sandwich, you ready?"
"damn it has been too long since I've had something this dank, I sense that I'll be geeking out very soon, probably grubbin on one of them Arby's sandwiches too"
by rappinNtappin October 3, 2011
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The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!
Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?
by BlossomG April 3, 2013
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FULL ROAST

Full sexual intercourse between a male and female. This is often built up to with a 'HALF ROAST' generally foreplay of some sort.
Male:- Hi babe i've had such a busy day at work and i'm bloody starving

Female:- I'll put some food in the oven duck

Male:- Arr great... Any chance of a FULL ROAST after?

Female:- Sounds good to me, I might even treat you to a HALF ROAST if you eat all your dinner.
by FR04STR December 18, 2014
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Roast

To tell someone off with a bad ass comeback.
Roast:

Boy: "kill yourself"

Girl: "if I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your Ego and jump to your IQ"
by Nikki Fazbear November 20, 2016
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