Roach Joint

A joint that is comprised of the roaches of other joints. Makes for superb smokage. The roach that comes from the "roach joint" itself is a "grandfather roach", a bit of weed that has somehow survived two joints. Hence, a "grandfather joint" is in turn a joint rolled, comprised of grandfather roaches, and just a delight to smoke with your buddies.

Stonerman 1: We're fucking out of weed?!?

Stonerman 2: Well we still got those roaches.

Stonerman 1: Well shit...

(10 minutes later)

Stonerman 1: Let's roll a roach joint!

by pureglaucoma March 19, 2011

TOC roach

Used to describe the individuals whose sole purpose is to maintain the TOC (Tactical Operations Center). This is not strictly limited to non-combat arms personel, as infantrymen can also be assigned TOC duty. TOC roaches very closely resemble a Fobbit. The TOC roaches most excrutiating efforts in combat are going to the gym, having carpal tunnel, dry eyes and cauliflower ear (from listening to the radio)

Soldier 1- "Did you see the new T.V. in the TOC?"
Soldier 2- "yeah i bet those TOC Roaches are loving it!"

by Justin Lessard October 7, 2007

roschel

the iconic love pairing between Ross Geller (David Schwimmer) and Rachel Green (Jennifer Aniston). The biggest will they/won’t they couple on TV.

Did roschel ever end up together?

by i love roschel October 25, 2018

roadchomp

The act of chomping down on the penis often while participating in "road head," often resulting in the breakage of major blood vessels of the penis.

Man this bitch roadchomped me yesterday!

My hot brother roadchomped me yesterday!

by Kstanty May 2, 2019

Nuclear Roach

A Nuclear Roach is a person or some living creature that sticks around you constantly. You can't get rid of them and they stick to you like leeches, barely leaving you any free time and driving you insane. They are that "one friend " you dread, or that one "pet" you regret getting. Nuclear Roaches are constant nuisances and burdens and you literally can't get rid of them.

Omg. My Boyfriend is such a Nuclear Roach. I can't stand him, he won't get away from me and follows me around all the time.

Omg, that dog is such nuclear roach. He destroys everything. we just can't get rid of the damn thing. That nuclear roach!

by transgirl2016 May 24, 2018

Roach Float

A pool float that floats above the water so as to keep the roach from getting wet.

Johnny you better put the roach float on its float so it doent fall in the pool and get wet you high motherfucker.

by fuckinghighasshit333 July 22, 2011

Roachcock

Roachcockes are insects that pre-date dinosaurs and are said to have survived all 3 nuclear apocalypses (one of which killed the dinosaurs). They were originally discovered in the Philippines where they would often be mistaken for dates (the fruit) inside of rice cake. Roachcockes are not to be mistaken with cockroaches, these WILL bite you.

"Hey, is that a cockroach over there?"
"No, that's a roachcock because it's as big as an orange!"

by roachcock September 28, 2019