A road block is something that happens in supermarkets when an obeast, usually
female, travelling up the aisle meets a landwhale, also
female travelling in the opposite direction. Both of these hamplanets are pushing
two trolleys and one of two things happen:
1. Either they know each other and start a conversation and ignore repeated polite requests to move or even “Get your
fat arses out of the way you useless
bitches.”
2. Or they collide, their trolleys tangle and they get into a slanging match about whose fault it was.
The end result is same, however, a barrier that is totally impassable, but let’s face it inconvenience to other people is of no importance to these self-centred nonentities.