Don't Fear The Reaper

This defenition needs more cowbell.

As the Blue Oyster Cult plays "Don't Fear The Reaper", their producer insists upon more "cowbell"

by CameronBri February 9, 2015

Grim Reaper's June

Used to describe the the month of June 2009 in which 5 fixtures of American popular culture passed away. In chronological order, David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays.

In such saddening progression, Grim Reaper's June has dealt a shocking blow to millions of Americans. These individuals bestowed upon generations of Americans laughter, love, and products not seen in stores. Their extraordinary talents and abilities represent the innate creativity and ingenuity of humanity. From bubbling locks of flaxen blond hair, to shifty dance numbers that magnetized entire generations of humans these individuals will be truly missed.

Steve: Oh God! Who's next? First, it was Carradine.... and now Billy Mays! Who's gonna sell me those little knick knacks you see on infomercials late at night?

Lloyd: I'm still reeling from Michael Jackson's passing. Is this some sort of Grim Reaper's June??? I've been watching CNN for 72 hours straight!

Steve: I don't know man, but these series of saddening events makes you celebrate and honor what these people have done for the world. It sort of puts your life in perspective....

Lloyd: Uhh... Is it too soon for a dead person joke?

Steve: TOO SOON!

by Define Me! June 28, 2009

reCAPTCHA

An arrogant, repetitive captcha system made by Google that makes sure anonymous people on websites aren't robots.

Hey man, have you seen that new thing on sites called reCAPTCHA? It tires our asses off

by Vicky_G October 9, 2017

renap

When you are having a nap, and are awoken by a phone call, text message, etc.. and then you go back to sleep.

"Jim called and woke me up during my nap, but its ok, because I took a renap after we hung up"

by mamabear March 3, 2008

Relapist

A person who does everything in their power to creep on and eventually force you or a friend unwillingly into a non consensual relationship.

"I've been talking to Lauren a lot...and I think I just want to be friends...she seems to have other things in mind. I feel like I'm going to be walking in some dark alley and she will leap out of the shadows, forcing me into a meaningless relationship. Such a Relapist.

by GreenEggsNGraham October 3, 2008

reaped 'dem up

To make fun of someone till that person can no longer think of a come back.

Tim: "Your a bitch."
Dave: "Well, Your girl told me your dick was small."
Tim:"..." ((Silent))

Gary: "oooh, He Reaped 'dem up"

by Talker-X May 31, 2010

Ass Reaper

A God of the Prostate
Ever see the brown stuff smeared all over the walls in that one Seven-Eleven bathroom? He was there...
Ever seen a toilet shattered to the point of unrecognition? He was there...
Ever seen a clog that can't be flushed, like one that is as tall as the toilet tank? He was there...
Ever late to work because of a sudden need to poo? He is there...
Ever late to class because all of the toilet paper is gone in the stall? He was there...
Don't challenge the one who reaps, because he always wins.

Boss: WHY WERE YOU LATE AGAIN?!

Worker: Man I had the nastiest shits today, all I had was an AMPM burrito.

Boss: Oh.. The Ass Reaper has strucketh once again!

by Worcestersh1re December 2, 2022