ret paladins

the weakest form of world of warcraft life possible to play the game, considered weaker than the unfamous claimed "critter" class. often mocked by other players throughout the game.

Twilidragon: im a ret paladin woohoo!!, ret paladins rule =D ima raid in all these flab tastic dungeons!
Kitina: hell nahh keep it ralls up in the game u weak piece of hardened shit.
Lanii: ROFL WHAT A WEAK PALADIN, A RET PALADIN
Twilidragon: =( i suck

by infamous kitina January 13, 2008

T-rets

One that is a complete nut job but is fun anyway...has opinions about anything and has fits on shit like people that power walk in shopko, and drives jeeps into ditches even though they were told not to do so. Has some great times just wandering around and listenin to some music about godzilla hopping around toyko.

Dude! He is so T-rets!

by Dirrtay March 31, 2008

ret

Best Croatian Forward Assault player

This guy ret is Croatian Prodigy

by anonymous June 25, 2021

RET

A wap

My gf ret is huge

by bruh evan October 14, 2020

ret

the cutest, most aesthetic girl around. she knows what she’s doing.

omg, look at ret over there. she is perfect.

by RandomUserUwU November 17, 2020

ret

Alternative title for anyone named Mitch S. George.

Zeus Atomic: Is that guy named Mitch S. George?
Cosmo: What?
Zeus Atomic: Is that guy named Mitch S. George?
Cosmo: What? Oh, I guess.
TODD Monster: I think you mean ret.
Cosmo: Both are acceptable.
Zeus Atomic: Correct!

by Mitch S. George July 26, 2022

ret

Really tired

I'm ret

by llamee May 29, 2016