Skip to main content

Restlessticity

The feeling a community college student gets when they are about to lose their mind. Having hit the point where ridiculous ideas sound like normal good ideas. Reaching the point in your life where you wonder what on earth you are doing and then figuring it out agin in a matter of minutes. Going from sane to crazy instantly.
"I knew restlessticity had hit me when I spend hours in the hot tub with home made waterproof notecards to study with while eating a cotco hot dog and an entire bottle of martinelli's.
by Nate Brott October 26, 2011
mugGet the Restlessticity mug.

restless steeze syndrome

Restless Steeze Syndrome (RSS) is a condition most often found in longboarders and surfers. Documented effects may include frequent mentioning of buttery slides or body motions replicating a pendy even though the effected patient has no board with them. Triggers have been claimed that ingestion of cannabis and seeing steeze footage leads to severe cases of RSS.
After his third joint Mikes RSS became so severe that he grabbed the nearest board and hit a sick coleman. His friends could tell when they saw him put his hands on the ground as if to hit a 180 frontside. Restless Steeze Syndrome (RSS) is a condition most often found in longboarders
by ButterBros September 11, 2015
mugGet the restless steeze syndrome mug.

Restless Butthole Tickling Syndrome

When the affected person cannot stop tickling their rectum no matter the circumstances and is kept from sleeping or doing anything that involves staying still.
"Bill, why are you always tickling your rectum?"
"I have Restless Butthole Tickling Syndrome"
"Oh"
by Boe Jidon February 1, 2023
mugGet the Restless Butthole Tickling Syndrome mug.

Sunday Restlessness

This is the feeling you get on a Sunday, usually in the late afternoon or early evening. It usually results from a combination of an uneventful weekend and anxiety over work the next week. Symptoms of Sunday restlessness include going on a drive aimlessly around town, going for a walk, or going into a store for no real reason. Being unhappy with your job increases the intensity.
I went out for a drive to alleviate my Sunday restlessness.
by New English December 6, 2010
mugGet the Sunday Restlessness mug.

restless legs syndrome

a really serious disease (haha) were your legs won't stop moving when you sleep. could mean you're high or youve had to much caffeine. JUST SAY NO!
hot guy 1: man, my girl last night, she wouldn't stop movin her damn legs! she kicked me in the balls, so now theyre sore
hot guy 2: better bring her to the asylum...there's nothing more we can do for the poor high soul.
by liger3000 October 6, 2004
mugGet the restless legs syndrome mug.

Young and Restless

Instead of the company "Young and RECKLESS", it is "Young and RESTLESS". A fake brand for old people.
Person of the male descent: Dude! Ur grandpa is so cool. He has so much swag.

Person with cool grandpa: That's right. He shops at Young and Restless.
by martin wiz December 8, 2013
mugGet the Young and Restless mug.

Restless Leg Syndrome

Restless Leg Syndrome is where ones leg will not stop moving. Even when sitting.. Usually making an annoying noise to everyone around them.
Bloody Barry, he's got Restless Leg Syndrome, it's so annoying.
by CWKlaus May 9, 2016
mugGet the Restless Leg Syndrome mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email