Incident Response Unit

(Noun) An elite group of individuals that perform diagnostic assessment , positive action, repairs and reporting of building issues.

The Incident Response Unit or the IRU at the University is incredible! They fixed my problems and made sure that they never happened again.

by kerb-stirer June 4, 2018

Pooplovian Response

After there have been shortages, the psychological compulsion people feel to buy toilet paper every time they go to the store and they have it in stock.

Honey, I know we have 58 rolls of toilet paper, but I had a massive Pooplovian Response to buy one more package when I saw it on the shelves!

by TDinKS July 1, 2020

Programmed Retail Response

The conditioning of most retail shoppers to provide preconceived answers to customer service providers.

Here are a few instances using Programmed Retail Response:

(Upon a customer entering)
Associate: "How's the weather today?"
Shopper: "I'm fine. How are you?"

(Upon a customer leaving)
Associate: "Fuel for Satan's fire!"
Shopper: "Thanks. You too!"

by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007

respawn point

In any roleplaying video game, the point that the player last saved. In the event of a game over, the player would pick up at that point.
Remotely related to "restart point," but more often than not used by hardc0re or wannabe gamers to emphasize the immortality of game sprites.

"Sh*t man, that bullet went right through your chest!"

"No worries, I'll meet you at the respawn point. *cough, cough*"

by Opster95 September 17, 2003

Respawned

To wake up in ones bed without any recollection of the night before. Primarily used in the context of heavy drinking.

Friend A: "Yo, dude, last night was nuts. I dont remember anything. I drank so much, I respawned! I was at the bar one minute... and next thing you know, I wake up in my bed!"

Friend B: "Yeah man, I know... I died too. Shit was rough".

by PassiveActivist March 3, 2011

stupid response

A phrase or setence of which used that is not appropriate or not rellevant to a question or statement. The stupid response tends to be some thing undescribably odd to read or look at and alsi tends to come from someone who is also stupid. Could also come from someone who is not paying attention to the conversation.

This is a stupid response (person 2):
Person 1:Man my best friend just got hit by 2 cars. one took off and the other guy stayed and helped. But he has a dislocated leg, broken spine broken hip and road rash.
Person 2:lol, nice :D or Awesome!XD

by Eunakritos August 3, 2006

respawned

the recreation of an entity after its death, destruction or removal, or at the end of a round.

Maria: Jesus is dead
Jesus: respawned lol

by Lasen May 25, 2010