SNM Realta

A total badass that will make your mom walk with a limp.

That dudes a total SNM Realta

by Realtasaol September 22, 2018

realtard

A person which is an authenticated retard. Not the morons you see everyday at your place of employment. Realtards are the real thing.

1. "The guys at work are retards... but that guy... now he is a realtard."

2. "I thought you were just another retard... but you really are a realtard."

by Davis Hay February 15, 2009

Flavorable Result

When you are cooking something not from a recipe and keep adding this and that to improve the taste and it turns out right.
Experimenting with a combo of flavors and having it taste good.

I made a peanut butter, banana, onion and pickle sandwich the other day with a flavorable result.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

In all realty

Phrase used to describe something the way that it is. Some may use the term "reality" instead, but this phrase describes things the real way that they should have been done.

"In all realty, we should have just gone to the pub."

by angel8 May 1, 2006

fuck on, you get better results

A way to respond when someone tells you to fuck off.

Person one: Hey, fuck off.
Person two: Fuck on, you get better results.

by Optimist with experience November 26, 2007

realtorbation

The act, typically performed by a realtor, of dressing up a shit real estate listing using any combination of nonsense, bad grammar, all caps, and cliches.

Hey dude check out this real estate listing:

MODEL VERY RARELY ON THE MAEKET FOR SALE, BEAUTIFUL ONE STORY HOME, ONLY GARAGE ATTACHED WITH THE OTHER HOUSE'S GARAGE, NO INTERIOR WALL HAS ATTACHED. TWO BEDROOMS PLUS A SMALL OFFICE OR DEN, LARGE SIZE LIVING AND DINGING ROOM,NICE KITCHEN WITH OPEN TO DINING ROOM, BREAKFAST COUNTER, AND A LOTS CABINETS. MASTER BEDROOM HAS FRANCH DOOR TO THE BACK YARD, SPICEL DESIGNED TILE IN LIVING ROOM, DINING AND KITCHEN, CARPET IN BEDROOMS, WOODSHUTTERS. IT IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL HOME, NICE, CLEAN, WELL KEPT. JUST LIKE A DETACHED HOME.TWO CARAGE.

Holy shit bud I've never realtorbation like that before...

by JohnBrandon June 28, 2010

Realtor

A term used to describe a professional whom sells homes with raging alcoholism, possibly with a drug problem while surviving off of a diet consisting of dark liquor, cannabis, iced coffee, and nicotine.

He's on his 6th drink at brunch and its only 11:30am. He must be a damn good Realtor.

by Alexsellscharlotte May 5, 2019